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Thursday, January 31, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/31 - Deliveries

Given the temperatures across America this week, how many lives are being saved by fossil fuels? How many have been saved throughout history? Kudos to those who developed the use of them, and to those who manufactured and distributed them, and to those who continue to do so. One day they may longer be used. Until then they will continue saving lives worldwide. Let's hope the left, which will likely dominate policy once Trump is gone and perhaps sooner, won't bail on them prematurely, putting people at risk.


A Mexican national was arrested by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents on Saturday with enough fentanyl to potentially kill 57 million Americans. Kudos.

Trump continues to be the most transformative president ever. In his desire to withdraw from Afghanistan and Syria, he changed doves to hawks. Now, following his criticism of upper echelon national security appointees, he's turned the left, formerly constant critics of their work, into supporters of it. Noting the falling poll numbers, talk radio host Mark Simone said Trump is still much more popular than the other politicians on the national stage. Amusing, but the others only have to win in their own backyards and will likely continue to be supported by their constituencies.

I took my morning walk despite the temperature. I went out again at ten-thirty to perform a few tasks. To my relief, my car started - without hesitation. I guess the de-icer I poured into it last week is still working. If the forecast is correct, I won't have to pour in more when I fill up this weekend. As I expected, the recycling room at Stop n Shop was empty on this frigid day. I was home by eleven. I worked a bit on my taxes, then did a DIY on my hair. Today's crossword was too easy, taking about a half hour. With so much time to fill, I made a new ad for my books at Windows Movie Maker, incorporating Inside Out into the mix. That ate up a couple of hours, as I'd forgotten much of the procedure, including having to convert the file to one acceptable at youtube. Here it is:
https://youtu.be/MXsyxc2qgYk

Unfortunately, the warmup won't begin until Saturday, so it looks like tomorrow will be a long day, as I will pass on the floating book shop - at least I think I will.

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/30 - Buck & Vito

 Here's an excerpt from next year's book, which I will do a preliminary run through shortly. I haven't decided on the title yet. Since it's a stream of conscious work heavily influence by James Joyce's Ulysses, the most difficult novel I've ever read, of which I understood perhaps five-percent, it's tentatively titled American Ulysses. I believe it will be infinitely more accessible to readers than the former. This is a chance for anyone who reads the clip to tell me otherwise. Just as the Irish master's novel begins with the protagonist, Buck Mulligan, shaving, so does mine, only with an electric razor:

  Left arm wrapped around his head, fingers pressed to his right temple, Vito stretched the skin of his face as tight as he could and ran an electric razor over it. He caught sight of the odd configuration in the mirror and paused, then lowered his head and laughed, then mugged.
  Jesus, what would a wife think of that? Penny. Probably has her quirks too. Everybody does. How else you gonna get this Sicilian growth in check? Like tryin’ to shave sandpaper. And no matter how close you get it still leaves a tint. Face only a mother could love. Not love, tolerate. Doesn’t matter much anymore. Not as traumatic. That good or bad? Indifference or mature acceptance of a "defect" that really shouldn’t matter? Appearances.... Face’s burnin’. Maybe go back to a beard. Nah, too many grays. Give away your age. Scare off younger babes right off the bat. No, you’re not too governed by appearances. Who you foolin’? Please don’t let ‘em run wild on my head. No more than I can pluck. Gimme a few more years. Least ‘til I find somebody. Let me go on foolin’ everybody, even myself. Who're you talkin’ to - God? You - who never ask Him for anything? Why somethin’ so simple? Why not - "Please let me get published"? ‘cause that means too much. Have to do that on your own or it’d be meaningless. Besides, if He had such control over things it wouldn’t be worth livin’. What about the ‘stache? No time. Get goin’. That gray.
  He combed through the thick black mustache with his fingertips, trying to get the rebellious hair to stand up for plucking.
  Ow! Don’t be a baby. Does sting, though. What about that one? Too short to catch. You gonna stand here all day? You’ll be late.

The Greeks called him Odysseus, the Romans Ulysses. Here's a pic of a 1909 painting by Herbert James Draper of the hero, who asked his men to tie him the mast so that he would hear the siren's beautiful song that lured sailors to their deaths. He had the others put cotton in their ears. It hangs in the Ferens Art Gallery in Kingston upon Hull, England.


In the gorgeous calm before the storm of the polar vortex, the floating book shop set up in the glorious sunshine on Bay Parkway. My thanks to the young man who bought Tribute by Nora Roberts, A Meeting in the Ladies' Room by Anita Doreen Diggs, and I Don't Know How She Does It by Allison Pearson; and to the woman who selected The Men's Guide to the Women's Bathroom by Jo Barrett. Recently, she'd purchased The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus, which she dubs "hysterical." Love hearing stuff like that.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/29 - Stats

More than 250 private jet flights transported attendees of the World Economic Forum to Davos, Switzerland between Sunday and Tuesday. An alternative analysis from Air Charter Service estimates the number for the entire week will be closer to 1500. One of the topics is climate change, which many believe is caused by fossil fuel emissions.

NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg said President Donald Trump’s repeated calls for other countries to increase their financial contributions have made a real impact after member nations agreed to fork out tens of billions of dollars in additional funding to their defense budgets.

29 FBI agents in 17 vehicles, two of them armored, were sent to arrest 66-year-old political consultant Roger Stone at his home. His crime? - lying, which politicians and their operatives do every day.

The previous numbers inspired a search for others. The following are from various sites.

If none of Wayne Gretzky's goals counted, his assists total would still make him the all-time leading scorer in the NHL.

More U.S. Soldiers died in the Civil War than in all other U.S. wars combined.

In America, 1700 people become millionaires every day.

Google processes 100 billion searches a month.

79% of all online U.S. adults use Facebook.

500 million Tweets are sent each day, 6000 every second.

The video for Luis Fonsi’s song Despacito has 5,929,465,715 views in two years. The word translates to "slowly." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

And here is Miss Universe 2006, Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico, who appears throughout the video:


My thanks to the two ladies who bought five books in Russian between them, and to Ira, who purchased a beautiful pictorial on the art collection of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst; and to retired cabbie Alan, who donated six paperbacks; and to Herbie, who kicked in one.

Monday, January 28, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/28 - A Laugh & Serious Issues

Let's start with a laugh in the form of a pic I came across last night. This is Lawrence Robert Shreve, born in Windsor, Ontario in 1941. He wrestled as Abdullah the Butcher. This is one of his calmer moments in the squared circle:


AOC grabbed headlines recently, claiming the world will end in 12 years if climate change is not addressed vigorously. An op-ed piece in today's NY Post by Bjorn Lomborg refutes this. To show he's not right wing, I'll start with quotes from late in the article: "... We should instead embrace ingenuity and innovation and spend far more on green-energy research and development. If we push the price of green energy below fossil fuels through innovation, everyone will switch..." "We need to make sure our solution doesn’t cost more than the problem. If we look at the science and stop believing the end of the world is nigh, our decisions will be much smarter." Here are facts he lays out: Since 1990 the cost associated with extreme weather worldwide has actually declined to 0.25% of global gross domestic product from 0.30%...  hurricane damage today costs about 0.04% of global GDP. By 2100, even if hurricanes get twice as bad as they are now, increased prosperity and resilience mean the cost will have halved to 0.02% of GDP...  In the 1920's extreme weather killed about half a million people annually. Now, despite there being four times as many people, it kills fewer than 20,000 each year. Once again, kudos, sir. If only other liberals practiced such common sense.

Channel 14-1, a PBS affiliate on over the air antennas in NYC, continues to come up big. At 9PM it runs European crime shows, subtitled, commercial free. Several are quite good. Last night's fare was a Dutch movie, W. - Killer of Flanders Field. It reprises the main character from Witse, which filmed 117 episodes, none of which I've seen. The commissioner has now been retired two years. He is visited by his sister, from whom he has been estranged for 30 years. Unbeknownst to him, she had a child out of wedlock and gave it up for adoption. 29, the young woman is one of the victims. The mother asks her kin's help in finding justice. Since the serial killer theme is so played out, I usually opt out, but I was captured by how grounded and realistic the film was/is. Similar to Michael Mann's Manhunter (1986) and Jonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs (1991), the psychological effects of the hunt on the investigator is central to the narrative. Hubert Damen is excellent as the cop who is far too old for such a case. Although I anticipated the ending, outside of the usual resolution, I was impressed that the writer, Ward Hulselmans, went there and that the producers allowed it. He wrote 80 episodes of the series. 319 users at IMDb have rated W..., forging to a consensus of 6.1 on a scale of ten, too low in my opinion, although I understand that some folks would be turned off by its grimness. There is a lot of creepy talk about sex in online communication. The violence occurs off-screen. It runs only 90 minutes. Here's the star in character:


I set up shop on Bay Parkway today, which allowed me to sit in the car for a bit to warm up, as there wasn't much sunshine while I was there. My thanks to the folks who bought books in Russian, and to the young man who purchased the thick Walt Disney bio.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/27 - Accomplishments

I've resisted replying to egregiously asinine leftist posts at Facebook for a long while. The only person I tore into lately is a fellow conservative who suggested the President declare martial law. I wrote: "We're trying to prevent becoming a banana republic, not become one." Yesterday someone posted that Trump does not have a single accomplishment. That really bothered me, but I held my piece, knowing the guy is a good person deep down, and is just infected with the insanity that has afflicted liberals. Here's a link to an October article by Paul Bedard. Of course, half the country would disagree about many of these being accomplishments, just as half would argue that Obama's Iran deal, the ACA, and the "stimulus" package were disastrous.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/trumps-list-289-accomplishments-in-just-20-months-relentless-promise-keeping

I ventured to Park Slope today and had a visit from a couple of young boys in blue. I sensed they were going to approach when their SUV parked at the bus stop. They were very polite and said that several people had called in a complaint that a certain someone was panhandling. "I'm selling," I said. "I'll leave if you want me to." They said it wasn't necessary and that it was just a head's up. "It's the neighborhood," said one. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised given that it's Red Billy's neck of the woods. He's NYC's head busybody. Here's what irked some:


My thanks to the gentleman who selected The Dead Zone by Stephen King, and to the young woman who chose Hideaway by Dean Koontz; and to Roy, who bought Killing, the first street sale of one of my books in 2019. He'd made a run to McDonald's and was on his way back to his own book stand two blocks up at 9th St. & 6th Av.. 

Saturday, January 26, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/26 - Lucky Men

I have no idea what prompted me to add The Lucky Man (2018) to my Netflix list. It is the story of a coke-snorting, hard drinking young preacher and the love of his life, who travel from town to town in the southwest, attracting believers who fill the collection plate. Despite his faults, the rev is sincere and talented, and soon discovers his talent for healing is genuine. The odyssey includes robberies and killings. Does the scenario strain credulity? Only in the aspect of healing, and no more overall than most fare. I was not bothered by the idea that a good girl would follow and love such a man, as dumb as it is. There are many examples of that in life. Nor was I skeptical when she commits the ultimate sin. His influence would eventually rub off on her. Sympathy for the Devil should have been on the soundtrack. It seems writer/director Norman Gregory McGuire strictly subscribes to Mick Jagger's voicing of Lucifer's: "... Just as every cop is a criminal/ And all the sinners saints..." Certainly, all humans are capable of despicable behavior, but murder is rare, not universal. According to quora.com, outside of serial killers, in 2013 0.0046% of Americans were murderers. The Ted Bundy's up the ratio another one-percent. Yes, I understand that writers focus on the most interesting people, who are often the most reprehensible, but the message here, if I'm understanding it correctly, is "There but for the grace of God go I," which has become one of liberalism's mantras. Throughout the narrative, there are flashbacks of the abuse the protagonist suffered at his father's hand. As an explanation of the most violent behavior, it's an insult to the overwhelming majority of those who grew up in similar circumstances and never murdered anyone. Despite the flaws, the film is not without merit. I was unfamiliar with the principals. The appropriately named Jesse James, who has extensive credits, is very good in the lead. Mariana Paolo Vincente is alluring as the girl, and the supporting cast, none of whom I recognized, smacked of authenticity, as did the location shooting. 1600+ users at IMDb have rated The Lucky Man, forging to a consensus of 5.8 on a scale of ten, too high in my opinion. In fairness, the flick did receive three independent awards, one each for direction, writing and James' performance. Made on a budget of only one million, it returned only $25,000+ at the box office. The financial gap has probably been closed somewhat by DVD sales and rentals, and streaming. It was only McGuire's second full length feature, the other being an obscure horror movie. Given his willingness to take on a serious theme, it would not be surprising if he comes up with something better next time. Here are the leads in character:


Another gorgeous January day led to a full session of the floating book shop. My thanks to the woman who bought Night Shift, a collection of Stephen King short stories; and to the gentleman who purchased Jeffrey Deaver's Garden of Beasts; and to the couple who chose a book in Russian. I, too, am a lucky man.

Friday, January 25, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/25 - Counterpunch


Directed by Robert Mueller, the FBI conducted a pre-dawn raid on the home of political consultant Roger Stone, accused of lying to congress. The only agents not affected by the government shutdown stormed the house at 4AM and arrested the dangerous 66-year-old. CNN cameras just happened to be there. Mueller dubs Stone the most nefarious criminal he has had apprehended since Steven Hatfill, accused of anthrax attacks on Congress, later exonerated and whom the Justice Department paid $5.82 million in a legal settlement. Mueller also said Stone is the leader of a gang as dangerous as the four innocent Boston men the FBI railroaded for a gangland hit, who remained in prison while Mueller headed the FBI. The two who survived did 30 years. The estates of the two who died in prison were awarded $102 million in 2007 for false imprisonment. In the coming days the homes of Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page - all of whom lied to Congress, will also be raided - and CNN will be there to capture the moment - not!

I'm saddened that polls show the President is losing ground in the court of public opinion. Polls show a significant majority blame him for the shutdown, which to me seems so easily resolved. The wall would cost the equivalent of $47 on a $40,000 salary. Then again, cost is not the issue. Nancy Pelosi says its immoral. She will soon be leading the fight to tear down the wall in her home state, the one in San Diego the mainstream media doesn't want anyone to know about - not! I sensed most people were against the wall - or indifferent - when the GoFundMe campaign stalled at 20 or so million. My support for Trump is greater than ever, especially after today's events, although I believe the swamp will win in the end. Does anyone believe the issue will be resolved during the just declared two-week truce? 

Stephen Colbert is one of Trump's harshest critics. Here's a link to an edited interview the two did three years ago, which CBS has tried to bury: https://710wor.iheart.com/featured/mark-simone/content/2019-01-24-shocking-colbert-video-cbs-has-deleted-this-from-all-their-websites/

At least the weather was beautiful, if the mood of the country is ugly. My thanks to the woman who bought Resolution by Denise Mina and The Nanny Diaries by by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus; and to the woman who purchased non-fiction on wine and food.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/24 - BB, RG & IO

A new record has been set in single home acquisition. The previous record was $137 for a Hampton's estate. A hedge fund titan blew past that figure recently, plunking down $238 million for four stories at 220 Central Park South, which is still under construction. A world traveler, he's not even going to live there full time. The property has been dubbed The Billionaire's Bunker. It's dead center in this pic:


From Yahoo Sports, edited by yours truly: After three years at the University of Michigan, defensive lineman Rashan Gary is leaving school a year early and is expected to be a first-round draft choice. He is taking a novel approach to representation - he has started his own agency. He is the CEO of the five-person organization, which also includes his mom and Ian Clarke, a certified agent who will negotiate contracts. This sharp guy is already looking down the road past his playing days, which, given the rigors of the NFL, can end quickly and mercilessly. Montre Gregory, a DB out of Bowling Green, became the first prospect to sign with the fledgling agency. Here's Gary in maize and blue. Weird number for a DL:


Inside Out is now available: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1731131259/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i1 Kindle $1, print $10.20.
What are my concerns? They have nothing to do with the novel itself. The print version's font in 10-point, small by today's standards. I wanted to do it in eleven, but the page count went just above 299 and caused problems on Amazon's end that I didn't know how to address, and I wasn't about to edit out any of the narrative to get below 300. As I was thumbing through the copy last evening, I was relieved that no problems had arisen on the printing end. I did find an error, however. There are eight references on the last page. I'd assumed I'd changed the page numbers when I went to 10-point. I didn't - duh! They are way off, but I'm not going through the process again for that. I will do that only if readers spot many errors in the text. Here again is the blurb. The warning is not a publicity ploy. Those averse to such content should heed it:


The floating book shop was rained out. I filled a lot of time by adding the book to various websites. I put all ten books on the floor and took this picture:


Wednesday, January 23, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/23 - Flagged

A group of New Orleans Saints fans is proposing a lawsuit against the NFL over the non-call that may have cost their team a trip to the Super Bowl. If approved, imagine the precedent it would set. The courts would be clogged with cases from every sport, especially now that gambling on sports is legal in many states and folks may lose a bundle because of a controversial call or non-call. As if lawyers need another angle to rake in big bucks! And some are now insisting that pass interference be subject to replay rules - as if games aren't long enough! By the strictest interpretation of the rules there is interference on every pass play. The same goes for holding - on every play, run or pass.


Every time it seems the insanity of the left has bottomed out there comes incidents like the uncorroborated buzzfeed story on Trump and the social media reaction to the alleged racism of the Kentucky high school kids, whose behavior, from what I've seen, was exemplary. Don't expect the rushes to judgment to end any time soon, or any significant penalties imposed on shoddy reporting.

Again Amazon has delivered Inside Out two days ahead of schedule. I will scan it this evening and, if no printing errors occurred on their end, announce its availability in the AM. The order included three copies of Close to the Edge, so at the next session of the floating book shop all ten of my books will be on display together for the first time.

My thanks to the elderly Latina who bought Just One Look by Harlan Coben and Fallen Angel by William Hjortsberg; and to the gentleman who purchased an NYC tourist guide in German and Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina in English; and to the guy with the island's accent who chose four works of non-fiction; and to the woman who purchased two paperbacks in Russian and returned an hour or so later with a donation of 25 in soft and hardcover; and to the woman who pounced on three of those.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/21 - Passages

Manifest, which airs on NBC at 10PM on Monday, continues to entertain. Unfortunately, there is only one storyline. If it continues to be popular, the resolution will be delayed to the point of frustration. Friends who have ignored it said they did not want to get sucked into a commitment similar to what they gave Lost. I understand that, but there is a big difference between the shows. Manifest is strictly a thriller. Lost, although unsatisfying in the end, had existential overtones. In a similar vein, The Passage, which airs on Fox at 9PM Monday, also has a single storyline. It too is strictly escapism. Two episodes in, I'm not sure what to think of it, although it's certainly not boring. So far, it's best aspect is the little girl at the center of the plot, played with uncanny naturalness by Saniyya Sidney, who is all of 12 years old. Here's the wunderkind: 


A couple of months ago my VCR went kaput on its own, making a weird noise when I turned on the stereo, to which it was hooked up. I hadn't used it in more than a year. Today I began throwing out the 100 or so homemade tapes I'd amassed through the years that gave me such pleasure. There were clips from movies, comedy from various sources, three best of wrestlings, and live music and videos. Despite all the work that went into recording them, there was no reason to be sad. Just about everything on them is available at youtube. I cleaned the rack, tightened its screws, and am now using it largely as a book case. The only books left on the floor are a bunch by Stephen King, which will sell eventually.

The wind was still howling when I went on my morning walk just after 6AM. Crossing the bridge that spans lower Sheepshead Bay was brutal. I doubted I'd open the book shop, even though the temperature was supposed to climb to 30, which is fine as long as the sun is shining and the breeze is light. Several good things happened. To my relief, the de-icer I poured into the gas tank yesterday did the trick. The car started after brief hesitation, although for several minutes I had to occasionally step on the accelerator to keep the engine running. On my way to the old Hyundai, I'd noticed that the most favorable parking spot, the only one beside the scaffold that stands at my regular nook, was open. Since the forecast calls for the possibility of rain the next two days, having the car there will allow me the option of opening the shop if it's merely drizzling. My luck continued during my first shift on the computer. I reached payout level at two survey sites and ordered $30 worth of Amazon GC's. They're already banked. On my way to CVS at 11AM, I saw that the wind had died completely, so I gambled that I'd be able to put in an hour-and-a-half session of the book shop if I stood in the sun at the corner of E. 13th. Fortune was on my side. Mark bought hardcover bios of Charles Lindbergh, Broadway star Mary Martin, short story master Raymond Carver, and French film auteur Jean Renoir. My thanks, and also to the retired Romanian super who donated two works of non-fiction.

Monday, January 21, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/21 - Cynthia, Bruno & the NFL

Cynthia Ozick, 90, a native New Yorker whose parents were Russian immigrants, has had an impressive literary career. According to Wiki, she's written six novels, seven collections of short fiction, eight essay collections, and a play. Along her journey, she has received many awards. In a recent donation to the floating book shop, a copy of her The Messiah of Stockholm came my way. I loved the premise but found the going occasionally tedious and the writing difficult. It is the story of a twice-divorced loner, an orphan of WWII who grew up in Sweden. He believes his father was Polish literary icon Bruno Schulz, who was murdered by a Nazi. The protagonist, a reviewer of obscure books, is obsessed with finding a lost manuscript, The Messiah. The owner of a local book shop sends a woman who purports to be the daughter of Schulz to him. She claims to have the manuscript. Is it true or a hoax? That is the surface of the novel. Identity and existentialism lie beneath. Only 144 pages, it seemed longer. Ozick is on a higher intellectual plain than I, so I might have missed a lot. Fortunately, the work led me to a search on Schulz, who may have become a worldwide literary giant if not for the evil of The Third Reich. He had at least two short story collections published, and now several exist in English, as well as a book of his letters. I'm hoping one comes my way some day. Ozick dedicates the book to American literary icon Philip Roth, who helped bring Schulz's work to the USA. Ten users at Amazon have rated The Messiah..., forging to a consensus of 3.6 on a scale of ten. They got more out of the novel, which was published in 1987, than I. Schulz was also an artist. A mural of his was discovered beneath something painted over it. Restored, it's in his hometown, Drohobycz, which is now part of the Ukraine. Here it is:


Andy Reid again came up short, despite the skill of young QB Patrick Mahomes, and Brady and Belichick, as usual, came up huge. The AFC seemingly hasn't changed much the past five years. As for the controversial non-call on pass interference in the Saints-Rams game, this has been going on ever since I starting watching the NFL in the early '60's. The league will never get to a satisfying consistency on the issue. Egregious fouls are occasionally overlooked, and ticky-tack ones are often flagged. The same goes for holding by offensive linemen, the enforcement of which has always seemed willy-nilly. The Super Bowl is a great match-up on paper. I expect the betting line to be thin, and the game to be high-scoring. I recently said I was not impressed with Rams QB Jared Goff. I watched highlights of the game at youtube. He was awesome. Kudos.

Apparently, the deep freeze will last only one day. I filled time redeeming recyclables and doing a thorough vacuuming of the apartment, and tackling a very hard crossword puzzle. I wanted to let the old Hyundai run for a bit, but it wouldn't start, although the battery, which is new, appears fine. I bought some stuff to de-ice gas line freeze. I hope that does the trick.
My Amazon Author page: https://www.amazon.com/Vic-Fortezza/e/B002M4NLJE

Sunday, January 20, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/21 - Willie the Weeper & Sambuca


I'm always disappointed when I check which episode of Columbo is airing on Cozi-TV Saturday night. I'm hoping one has slipped through the cracks only to find I've seen what's running several times. Last night was different. I knew I'd seen Prescription Murder (1968), written by series creators Richard Levinson and William Link, but perhaps only once. I wondered if it were the debut. It's actually the TV movie that introduced the iconic character, which Peter Falk would change slightly in time. The photo above is a still from the flick. His hair is slick and raincoat not so rumpled. At one point he badgers a suspect much more forcefully, like most TV cops, than he does down the line. Gene Barry plays a psychiatrist, Nina Foch the wife he victimizes, Katherine Justice the dupe, Virginia Gregg, the secretary, and the ubiquitous William Windom a friend of the perp. IMDb lists 254 titles under Windom's name, but that doesn't come close to telling his story. His career spanned 1949-2006, largely on the small screen. He made multiple appearances on many prime time shows and starred in a few series. He did 101 episodes alone of The Farmer's Daughter, and 53 of Murder, She Wrote. He won an Emmy for My World and Welcome to It, which, opposite Gunsmoke, lasted only one season, 27 episodes. More impressive than any of that, during WWII he was a paratrooper in a division of the 101st Airborne and saw action at The Battle of the Bulge. He was married five times, the last for 37 years, until his death. In an awesome bit of trivia, his kindergarten teacher was The Wicked Witch - Margaret Hamilton. He passed away at 88 in 2012. Here's a quote attributed to him: "I used to be known in those days as 'Willie the Weeper.' Whenever they needed someone to break down on a show confessing a murder or infidelity, anything where something happened to this guy and we watch him disintegrate on camera, they would say, 'Get Windom - bring in Willie the Weeper!'" What an awesome life. Kudos.


From foxnews.com, edited by yours truly: In Sambuca, Sicily, officials have put dozens of hilltop homes on the market for the equivalent of $1.29 American. What's the catch? The houses are dilapidated and prospective buyers must invest $17,000 within three years to refurbish. The city owns all the properties up for sale. The proposition aims to revive the area, which suffered depopulation when locals moved to larger cities. Here's a pic:


Zero accumulation in NYC - yay!

I lucked into the second best parking spot, which allowed me to set up shop at my usual nook under the scaffold, but no one was interested in buying books. My thanks to Andy F-Bomb and Herbie Milquetoast, who stopped to chat.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/19 - Interpreting a Master

Literary giant Anton Chekhov died at 44 in 1904. In that brief span he produced hundreds of short stories, 16 plays, a novel, five novellas, and three books on travel. His big four stage works, The Seagull, Uncle Vanya, Three Sisters, and The Cherry Orchard, continue to be produced worldwide. His writing has been translated into just about every language known to man. Like most great authors, his focus is the human condition. Last night I watched the latest film adaptation of The Seagull (2018), courtesy of Netflix. It features a stellar cast. It is set largely at a country estate, the home of a famous middle age actress, her unmarried brother, and her son, who has literary ambitions. The young man stages an unorthodox play in the backyard, attended by family and friends. Conflicts abound. Saoirse (pronounced Sur-sha) Ronan, a Bronx girl of Irish descent whose picture seems to be in the paper every day, plays an aspiring actress instantly smitten by a famous writer, the lover of the older actress. The often unreasonable selfishness and obsessiveness of not only of artists but people is captured perfectly in the play, one of the reasons it is a magnet for serious actors. Everyone in the cast is solid, but Elizabeth Moss stands out as a hard-drinking victim of unrequited love, another of the play's themes. The person one loves loves someone else. That's happened to me and, I'm sure, to many, many others. Annette Bening brings her usual excellence to the role of the older actress, as does Corey Stoll his as the author. Veterans Brian Dennehy and Mare Winningham inject much needed life and humor into the proceedings. The UK's Billy Howle is affecting as the young writer. The screenplay was adapted by Stephen Karam. Michael Mayer, who has worked mostly in TV, directed. 1000+ users at IMDb have rated The Seagull, forging to a consensus of 5.9 on a scale of ten, too low in my opinion, although I realize the work appeals largely to artists and fans of Chekhov. The tone is mostly downbeat. Anyone unfamiliar and curious about the work of the Russian master should take a look. It seems Ronan, not yet 24, is headed for greatness. Here she is:


After reviewing the third proof of Inside Out, I made 24 changes to the Word file, only a handful actual corrections. I've approved the book and await its posting on Amazon. I will then buy a copy, along with three of Close to the Edge, which has been sold out since summer. If that copy has not suffered mishaps on Amazon's end, I will announce its availability.

My thanks to the woman who purchased two paperbacks in Russian. I spent almost all of today's session of the floating book shop in my car, out of the cold. The forecast predicts the coming snow will change to rain. It's so cold I won't be surprised if it's all snow. I parked my car on the left hand side of the street in a spot where it should get a lot of sun - just in case.

Friday, January 18, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/18 - Words & Pictures

In a great op-ed piece in today's NY Post, Kevin Williamson comments on the current, often erroneous labeling that's occurring in society. The most famous was the recent accusation by a CNN "reporter" citing a black commentator as a beneficiary of white privilege. Also, a Jew has been dubbed an anti-semite, an atheist a fundamentalist, and a homosexual a homophobe. Williamson uses the following quote from Voltaire to emphasize his point: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." Kudos.

From Yahoo's Odd News, edited by yours truly: The Kutztown, Pa. Police Department sought three volunteers to drink hard liquor to the point of inebriation so officers could be trained how to administer field sobriety tests. A call for volunteers on Facebook attracted hundreds of responses and more than 1000 shares in less than a day. Volunteers were required to have a clean criminal history and have someone to take care of them after the session. The slots are filled. These guys didn't make the cut:


The owner of an Australian eatery spotted an iron bar she hadn't noticed previously in her coffee maker. It was a non-venomous snake. Here's a pic:


The appropriately named Ocean Ramsey is an intrepid photographer. Here she is beside a Great White Shark nearly 20-feet long, estimated as weighing 6000 pounds.


The floating book shop enjoyed some sales for the first time in three days. My thanks to the woman who bought a paperback in Russian, and to the gentleman who purchased short story collections by Ernest Hemingway and Raymond Carver; and to the young man who selected non-fiction on Tai Chi, nutrition and dog training; and to Ira, who chose a book on business.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/17 - Theorist

No luck selling books in a session abbreviated by the cold for a second straight day. With the news seeming blah, blah, blah, here's an excerpt from a story in The Billionths of a Lifetime collection. The title is Miller's Time. The clip is approximately a few minutes read:

   He turned left from the elevator and immediately spotted a note taped to the door of his apartment just below the large UFT decal. He scanned the message, crumpled and threw it to the floor.
   “I will not be bought,” he muttered indignantly.
   His bushy beard and what remained of the hair on his head were largely gray. He was of average height, about 50 pounds overweight. He wore wire-rimmed glasses.
   “Mr. Miller! Mr. Miller!” someone called.
   Miller recognized the voice and sneered as he let go of the doorknob and turned to the middle age man in a suit. “I’ve got nothing to say to you, Costas.”
   “Have you seen our latest offer?”
   “I’m not joining the plot to rid Manhattan of the middle class, to make it a playground of the rich.”
   “We’ll give you a studio right here in the building.”
   “The maintenance fee would be more than my current rent. What kind of deal is that?”
   “But you’d own the apartment and you’d be able to sell whenever you want. You have a nice pension and great benefits. You’d have no trouble keeping up.”
   Miller eyed him with suspicion, seething. “How’d you find out about my finances?” No doubt the banks were in cahoots with real estate agents and building owners.
   “Please, sir. You’re alone. You don’t need five rooms.”
   “What if my wife comes back? Take a hike. I’d never trust someone like you.”
   He entered the apartment and set one of the three locks. The interior was in the middle stages of disarray. Ashtrays filled to the brim were everywhere. His wife had always seen to the upkeep. He hadn’t the time or patience for it. It’d been a year since she walked out and moved to Florida. He was surprised she was able to live outside of Manhattan. Both had been born and always lived in the borough. They’d spent their entire married life, raised their children in this rent-controlled flat. He’d expected they would die here. He felt betrayed.
   Without removing his coat, he lit a cigarette and sat at his cluttered desk, on which there were several books, a few open. He scanned a paragraph in one, closed it and returned it to its proper place on the top shelf of the case, which held books on the Kennedy assassination. The second was devoted to 9/11, the third to the McCarthy era. All were alphabetized.


Art by Tim Ernst.
My Amazon Author page: https://www.amazon.com/Vic-Fortezza/e/B002M4NLJE


Wednesday, January 16, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/16 - Dolly & Others

RIP Carol Channing, 97, that bundle of positive energy. Dolly has gone away, but her fans will never forget her. Her page at Wiki lists 28 Broadway shows in which she appeared, most of them as the star. She won a Tony in 1964 for her signature performance. In an awesome bit of trivia, she was the first celebrity to perform at a Super Bowl halftime show, 1970. Thank you, madam.


So Chris Christie has written a book. I'll be very surprised if it doesn't flop. According to an article in today's NY Post, he blames Jared Kushner for his being frozen out of the Trump administration. Talk radio host Mark Simone, a personal friend of the president, says it is bull. He attributes the banishment to when Christie went MIA during the Billy Bush scandal. During a past visit to Trump Tower, Simone noticed a sheet of paper that had a list of names on it on Trump's desk, and asked what it was. It was those who went missing when Trump went bankrupt in the early '90's. He doesn't forget betrayal... Also from Simone, he is referring to Jeff Bezos' new woman as "The Sir Edmund Hillary of Social Climbers."


I use the word "alright" a few times in Inside Out, the novel I will be publishing soon. I wondered whether it should be "all right," so I googled it. The reply was something like "It's not all right to use alright" in prose, but it is permissible in dialogue. I've used "awright" through the years for those characters with heavy Brooklyn accents... Through 157 pages of the third proof of IO, I've spotted seven errors, the latest a missing quotation mark at the start of a sentence. I've also found another paragraph that needs to be broken in two.

No sales today, but I received donations on three fronts. My thanks to the woman who gave me a mix of soft and hardcovers in Russian and English, and to the gentleman who forked over a number of paperbacks in Russian; and to the staff of our co-op, who put aside a cache that includes classics, which were in short supply in the current inventory, which is once again as good as it gets.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/15 - Years

Already, seven police officers have been killed in the line of duty in 2019. Where is the media outrage? The following pic was posted to the Facebook page of a fellow LHS alum, Roni, NYPD retired.


Palestinian Authority President is now in the 14th year of his four-year term.

Ten years ago today Sully landed the jet in the Hudson, saving everyone on board.

For the first time in 30 years L.A. teachers, 30,000 or so strong, are on strike.

Since 1999 opioid deaths in the USA have increased 633%.

RIP Mel Stottlemyre, 77, a class act who had a long run as a player and pitching coach in MLB. In 1964, the Yankees last hurrah before the organization went on a long slide into mediocrity, Stot went 9-3 during the second half to help lead the Bronx Bombers to yet another World Series, which they lost to the Cardinals. He went one-one in the series, his only post-season appearance as a player. He won 20 or more games three times, impressive given the club's struggles during his playing career. He finished 164-139, stellar ERA of 2.97. He coached for 23 seasons for several teams, including stints with both New York teams, winning three titles with the Yanks, one with the Mets. Well done, sir.


I've been writing since November 1975. I've lost track of how long it takes to complete a novel. Each goes through umpteen drafts and proofs. Inside Out, which I will be self-publishing shortly, was first written sometime in the '80's, five drafts then, several rounds of revision and proofs recently. In the first 99 pages of the third proof, I've found six errors. The latest corrections are the dropping of the last two letters of usually, replacing distant with distance, and adding a d at the end of determine.

I was back at my usual nook today, expecting it to be a bit warmer. I closed shop an hour early, my toes starting to go numb. My thanks to the gentleman who bought the book on the popular TV sitcom The Big Bang Theory, and to the woman who purchased three paperbacks in Russian; and to Cabbie, who did a swap and buy of thrillers. I had a visit from Barry, professor of criminology at John Jay College, an avid fan of The Sopranos. He related how thrilled he was to have met Tony Sirico, aka Paulie Walnuts, yesterday in the parking lot of a diner.


Monday, January 14, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/14 - Role Reversals

Trump continues to be the most transformative president ever. Recently, his proposals to withdraw American troops from Syria and Afghanistan turned doves into hawks, and now, regarding the latest uncorroborated NY Times accusation involving Russia, he's turned the left into McCarthyites. Laughter is stifled by sadness.


While NYC prospers despite high taxes and regulatory burdens, the rest of the state continues to struggle, as manifested by the following from the Fast Takes column in today's NY Post: Since 2010, census shows that population has fallen in 42 of 50 upstate counties.

What was that about the Patriots being dead? And now on to Kansas City and Andy Reid's dismal playoff coaching record. Let's not forget that somehow Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning beat Bill Belichick and Tom Brady, arguably the greatest ever in their respective roles, not once but twice in the Super Bowl. I'd love to see the Pats lose, but I would not be at all surprise if they win ... Lady luck, so cruel to the Saints in last year's playoffs, was very kind to them yesterday. Nick Foles almost pulled out another victory. It will be interesting to see how the Eagles handle their QB situation. They may have to stick with the injury prone Carson Wentz, who has a long term contract. The Giants should make a serious run at Foles, who I believe is a free agent.

I've found two errors in the first 44 pages of the third proof copy of Inside Out, an unnecessary comma and the lack of "ed" at the end of a word. If I don't spot many more, I will make corrections to the Word file, resubmit, and immediately approve the book for publication, and buy a copy. I will buy a few copies of Close to the Edge at the same time to qualify for free shipping. It has been sold out for months. I will wait until the books arrive to see that nothing weird happened to IO in what I hope will be the final submission. If it looks good, I will then announce its publication. At the risk of jinxing myself, the end is in sight.

No luck selling books on this gorgeous winter day.

Sunday, January 13, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/13 - Salt of the Earth

Observations on youtube highlights of yesterday's playoff games: Sometimes it seems defenses don't know that Chiefs' TE Travis Kelce is an eligible receiver. KC had one punt blocked for a Colts' TD, and another nearly blocked that resulted in a baloney roughing call. I expect Belichick to exploit this next week. It seems the Chiefs are now completely recovered from the mid-season suspension of RB Kareem Hunt. His replacement, Damien Williams, is doing very well. Even all-time greats have an occasional bad game. Indy PK Adam Vinatieri's two bad FG misses were painful to watch... As for the Rams, RB Todd Gurley is one of the most impressive players in the league, a touchdown machine. When he was injured several weeks ago, management brought in C.J. Anderson, a mainstay on the Broncos last Super Bowl winner. Only 27, for some reason he was on the scrap heap. He has three straight games of 100+ rushing yards, even though he appears overweight. I'm never impressed by QB Jared Goff, but he gets the job done... The Cowboys appear to have a lot to build on.

From Yahoo's Odd News, edited by yours truly: About 600 people blow off steam in an anger room each month in Beijing. A half-hour session costs the equivalent of $23 American. People can bring their own stuff to smash. They wear protective gear while pounding away. An average of 600 folks a month are participating. Here's a pic:


From foxnews.com, edited by YT: Army Sgt. Trey Troney, 20, witnessed a car crash near Sweetwater, Texas shortly before Christmas, and immediately sprang into action. He removed his sweatshirt and wrapped it around the victim's head wound, stopping the bleeding. When he realized the guy had suffered a collapsed lung, he inserted the tube of a ballpoint pen into a chest wound, which restored breathing. Said  Sgt. Troney: "... It was a chance I had to take." A full recovery is expected. Kudos.

When I got home there was a package at my door. The third proof of Inside Out has arrived way ahead of schedule, delivered on a Sunday. I'd expected it Wednesday the earliest. Post Office employees must love Amazon.

The benign NYC winter continues, the storm passing to the south. Only a dusting fell, but the geniuses who run the city had the streets salted. Maybe it was a practice run. Vehicles are grinding it into a dust that has coated everything, probably even our lungs.

There was just enough sun to make today's session of the floating book shop tolerable. My thanks to the woman who bought two paperbacks in Russian.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/12 - Adapting

"Inherent Vice" is defined as "the tendency in physical objects to deteriorate because of the fundamental instability of the components of which they are made, as opposed to deterioration caused by external forces." This is the theme of Paul Thomas Anderson's 2014 film of the same name, based on the novel by Thomas Pynchon, the first time the literary icon's work was adapted to the screen. I watched it last night courtesy of Netflix. It's a natural pairing: Anderson is as challenging an American auteur as there is, and Pynchon is a hard read, about halfway between mainstream novels and James Joyce. The intellect of these men is no doubt much higher than that of the rest of us. Inherent Vice is one of those movies that have to be viewed more than once to get. The basic plot is simple. Set in 1970, a hippie PI is visited by his ex-girlfriend, who asks his help in a shady deal. Along the way there are many twists and turns. According to an article by Cory Everett, Anderson stayed close to the source material. Rumor has it that Pynchon helped on the screenplay, which the director adapted. There are many familiar faces among the cast: Joaquin Phoenix is a natural in the lead; Josh Brolin is terrific as a frenemy, abusive cop. Owen Wilson, Jeannie Berlin, Reese Witherspoon, Benecio Del Toro, Eric Roberts, SNL alum Maya Rudolph, Martin Donovan and Martin Short also bring their considerable talents to the quirky narrative. Katherine Waterston nails it as the flower child ex. She is the daughter of Sam of Law & Order fame. The film has limited appeal, geared to those who long for something different than what American films usually offer. Fans of fare of the '70's may also be interested, as the look and feel is captured neatly. 80,000+ users at IMDb have rated it, forging to a consensus of 6.7 on a scale of ten. It contains a little violence and nudity, and lots of profanity. It was a failure at the box office, bringing in $14+ million on a budget of $20 million, although I'd guess DVD sales and rentals and streaming bridged that gap considerably and possibly eliminated it. None of Anderson's nine films has approached blockbuster earnings, and some have finished in the red. Fortunately, there are producers still willing to back him. He's only 48, so there should be a lot more to come. He has received eight Oscar nominations without ever winning one. Here's his canon, all of them well out of the mainstream. My favorites are the first two. All are unique.
Hard Eight (1996)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Magnolia (1999)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
The Master (2012)
Phantom Thread (2017)
Here's a pic of Phoenix in character:


Chez Reavie, 37, had an odd round yesterday at this week's stop on the PGA tour, Honolulu. For the first time in history, a player made eagle on three par four's in the same round. He holed out from 101 yards at the 6th, from further out at the 10th, and from even further out at the 16th - three eagles without a single putt! That too is a record. It's similar to making three holes-in-one. And he shot "only" 65, as he struggled at other holes. He's four shots out of the lead. 



There was enough sunshine to allow the floating book shop to operate on this cold day. My thanks to the woman who bought three Sheryl Woods paperbacks, and to the other who purchased Stephen King's The Dark Half; and to Bill Brown, author of Words and Guitar: A History of Lou Reed's Music, who stopped to chat. He's working on a translation of a modern French novel. Years ago he did one of an Italian novel. When he spotted Thomas Pychon's Vineland, we discussed the author. He's read the aforementioned, and and Inherent Vice, which he loved, saying those two are not nearly as difficult as V or Gravity's Rainbow, the latter of which I read. I remember only one scene from it. The protagonist looks through a window and sees Mickey Rooney and Winston Churchill at a party inside the house.

Friday, January 11, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/11 - Tough Tony & Other Delights

Yesterday I posted a pic on Facebook of the 1975 Lafayette H.S. JV, which I was privileged to coach. It's drawn a lot of responses. One of my former charges is a firefighter in the Pacific Northwest, which is not surprising, as he was an action guy, perhaps the toughest kid, pound for pound, I ever coached. I've since referred to him as Tough Tony. The protagonist of the soon to be published Inside Out has finished his run as a coach. At one point he recalls a cherished moment:

... He would never forget the sight of the South Shore fullback leveling Anthony Cabales with a block so ferocious, helmet catching him just under the facemask, that it cast him into the air and flat onto his back like a pancake - and the violent collision between the two on the very next play. There wasn't a trophy anywhere in the world that would adequately reflect what had taken place there - two young men going at life to the hilt. It was a wonder Anthony's head hadn't been torn off, yet, somehow, he'd not only risen but fought back with everything he had. The sequence encapsulated the essence of the game itself.

Costco’s “doomsday” product line is taking off. Its 26-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese, shelf life of up to 20 years, has sold out. This must be driving government busybodies out of their narrow minds.


And Cheesy Bacon Fries are scheduled to hit McDonald’s nationwide on January 30th. Let the howls from the nutrition police begin.


A 78-year-old retired North Dakota farmer carved out a message of support on his property:


The brilliant sunshine made the floating book shop a snap today, despite the cold temperature. My thanks to the gentleman who bought the Robin Trower concert DVD, and to the woman who purchased a thriller in Russian; and to the young man who selected Danielle Steel's Lightning.



Thursday, January 10, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/10 - Open for Business

Looking for a a job that's different? Here are excerpts from an article by Jane Wells at cnbc.com, edited by yours truly: Samantha Hess, 34, spent $500 on a business license, built a website, and formed Cuddle Up to Me. Her friends thought she was nuts. Some people suspected it was a cover for prostitution. She started by doing house calls, and even gave hugs in movie theaters. Eventually, she rented a place - and business is good. What are the boundaries? All touch must be non-sexual and consensual. There’s no massage, everyone must be clothed and there can be no touching in areas which would be covered by a swimsuit. Lips must not touch, but noses can. Good hygiene is a requisite. Every session is videotaped to help keep participants in line. Occasionally, customers become aroused. Both parties may take a break or reposition themselves. Sessions cost as much as $80 an hour and last 90 minutes to three hours. Clients choose between 70 different positions. Hess has a team of cuddlers. She has created a code of conduct to train would-be cuddlers in other states. Classes cost $299 online and as much as $3200 in person. She's not rich yet. She has yet to exceed $100,000 in annual revenues, but the business has survived five years.


It's unusual that the Jets and Cardinals selected coaches with losing records to lead the teams. Adam Gase was 23-25 with the Dolphins, Kliff Kingsbury 35-40 at Texas Tech. Both are regarded as offensive geniuses, QB gurus. I've always wondered if a team that had made such a move and got off to a slow would have the players thinking, at least subconsciously: He's not a winner.

I use Facebook and Twitter for free publicity for my work. I use TinyURL to shorten the lengthy Amazon url's for each book. Today I clicked on one to make sure it was still live. None of the nine worked. I have no idea what happened. It was a neat time-saver. Now the daily posts will take a few seconds longer to complete. Not a big deal. 

I just ordered the third proof of Inside Out. After going through the second, I made 26 changes to the 265 page file, half of them the breaking up of paragraphs.

The floating book shop was open for business on this cold day. I set up in front of the Chase bank on Bay Parkway and 85th, which allowed me to put the display right beside the car. I sat in the old Hyundai, door open, blanket covering my lap, just about the entire session. Alas, no one bought, but one gentleman offered to sell me Russian books at a steep discount. I thanked him and said people donate them for free.

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

The Writer's Life 1/9 - Stalemate

Should Trump declare a national emergency to trigger funding for the southern border wall? It must be so tempting, but such a move may have unintended consequences in the form of a future leftist president doing the same regarding his ideals. The stalemate is fascinating and irksome at once. The only thing that might get Dems to cave is polling showing an overwhelming majority of Americans want the wall. I doubt support will ever be higher than 55%. I hope Trump prevails, but the swamp almost always gets its way. I love that he walked out on a meeting with Dems today, dubbing it a waste of time. He was elected to be different, and he has been all that so far.


Kudos to NSA chief John Bolton for demanding a promise from Turkey's President Erdogan not to attack the Kurds as a condition of America's withdrawal from Syria. The Kurds have been our second-staunchest ally in the region. The worry is that their most radical faction will cause trouble. Maybe, but they deserve our protection until proven otherwise.

Here's a surprise from a brief item in today's NY Post. MLB payrolls actually went down in 2018, reduced by $18 million by salaries lost to suspensions for drug use and domestic violence. The last time there was a drop was 2010. Don't expect a reduction in ticket prices or TV packages.

I've made 22 changes in the first 233 pages of the file of Inside out. The latest is the splitting of another paragraph. This book has seen way more of that than any of my others. I should be done tomorrow. Then I will order a third proof copy and hope it will be virtually error-free.

I hated to surrender the perfect parking spot, but a gale was blowing through my usual nook, so I took the book shop to Bay Parkway, where the Chase bank blocked the wind. My thanks to Bad News Billy, who purchased three more young adult novels, the lone buyer for the umpteenth time since I started selling stuff on the street.