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Saturday, February 28, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/28 - Supers

When Super 8 arrived from Netflix, I did not recall why I’d added it to my watch list. I have no recollection of its theatrical release, either, although it did very well at the box office. It wasn't a mega-hit, but it brought it in 126 million on a budget of 50 mil in the U.S. alone. Written and directed by JJ Abrams, produced by Steven Spielberg, the influence of other films of the sci-fi/monster genre are obvious. Most of the characters are barely out of their teens. They are involved in making a zombie flick. While shooting during the middle of the night, a spectacular train wreck changes the course of the narrative. The emphasis is on thrills, not gore. There is much humor. The chaos of one particular household, full of kids, is quite amusing. The acting is endearing, especially in regard to the subplot of loss and forgiveness. Screen vets Ron Eldard and Kyle Chandler capably portray the most significant adults. The effects are solid. The monster is shot in such darkness that it is difficult to get a good look at it. This point is the subject of spirited debate at IMDb, some hating it, others stating it adds to the creepiness. I lean more to the former, as I’ve become frustrated with the darkness that characterizes a lot of works these days. I stopped watching ABC's Marvels Agents of Shield because of it. 257,000+ users have rated Super 8, forging to a consensus of 7.1 of ten. On a scale of five, I say three. Although its appeal is geared largely toward teens, the investment of two hours would not be wasted on other age groups. I hesitate to criticize by saying we’ve seen this before, as that can be said about almost any work, but it does show more in some than others, and that was the case here, at least for me.

The laugh of the day, other than the shenanigans of the Clinton Global initiative, came from the Weird But True column in the NY Post. Authorities pulled over a drunk driver, who said everything in the car was his - except anything that might be illegal. He must have meant the bag of cocaine that was found.

My thanks to the kind folks who bought books today, to the elderly Russian gentleman who donated five Danielle Steel paperbacks, and to Mike, a local Super, who offered to keep an eye on my wares while I drove my car around the corner, saving me the toil of lugging the crates a couple of hundred yards. Ralph purchased Nice Guys Finish First by Doug Sandler. It couldn't have to gone to a more appropriate customer. An attractive middle aged woman overpaid for a guide to pairs yoga. From the look of her svelte figure, I bet she puts it to good use.
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Friday, February 27, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/27 - Icon

RIP Leonard Nimoy, 83, creator of one of the most beloved characters in the history of popular culture. Even non-fans of Star Trek are familiar with Mr. Spock, the hand sign he used, and the phrase "Live long and prosper." According to his bio at IMDb, this son of Ukrainian Jewish immigrants encountered the sign at age eight while attending a religious ceremony in a temple, where a group of elders addressed the congregation. He did 80 episodes of the original series, which began in 1966, but entered his profession well before that. He had bit parts in films as far back as 1951. Most of his work was in TV, much in guest starring roles. He also did 59 episodes of Mission: Impossible and eleven of Fringe. He acted on the stage as well. He has 12 credits as a director, including two at the helm of theatrical Star Trek releases. His work enriched the lives of millions. Well done, sir. Here is a quote from him: "My folks came to the US as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien."

I just had a nice chuckle. Scanning my email inbox, I noted that I'm now being followed by three separate accounts devoted to Albert Camus, whom I quoted recently. I doubt any will lead to a book sale.

I stayed with the floating book shop a little longer than I should have today. I'm just about thawed out. My thanks to Alan, who bought Robert Crais' Lullaby Town, to the gentleman who bought two books in Russian, to Cabbie, who dropped off a couple of paperbacks, and to Herbie, who told me how much he enjoyed Rising Star.
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Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/pdxwsnt
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Thursday, February 26, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/26 - Forgiven

I've never seen any of the Kardashian shows. I don't watch "reality" TV. That said, a tip of the hat to the family matriarch, Kris Jenner, who just negotiated a hundred million dollar deal. The program may have a lowest common denominator mentality, but it is proof of America's vitality. Even those who lack discernible talent, other than good looks, the accident of genes, can make a fortune in the land of the free. A talent for marketing goes a long way. I'd be very happy if my efforts increased my book sales a mere five-percent. Of course, then I'd want ten-percent, etc..

Members of the 1966 Lafayette High School football team had a great surprise this week when Frank Zanca, our two-way junior tackle, joined Facebook. His parentage must have been northern Italian, as he was huge by the standards of that time, at least six-two, 225. And his athleticism was as impressive as his size. Fortunately, he didn't have a mean bone in his big body. He let the rest of us off easy. I haven't seen him since the week before Christmas of 1967, when I visited the school. I heard he settled in California and went off the map for a long time. I don't even know if he played college football, although I'd be surprised if he hadn't given it at least a shot. The grapevine says he's a cancer survivor. Ralph Betesh, our Captain, is organizing a reunion that will include those who were juniors that year. I so hope it comes off. As the years roll by, I realize how important everyone I've met has been to my life, even those with whom I was at odds. All is forgiven. Time is the great healer, and along the line one realizes, or should realize, that the enemy is almost always oneself.

The WOR weatherman said the wind chill was ten degrees. At 11:30 I went out to my usual book nook and, sure enough, the breeze along Avenue Z was brisk. I hung out for a while without setting up shop, greeting people with whom I've become friendly. The Fed-Ex guy who takes the train into Manhattan thanked me profusely for saving him from a ticket yesterday. After two years or so, the parking spot at the island directly across the street, on the East 13th side, is now off-limits. The "No Standing" sign must have gone up sometime this week. I shouted and pointed to it. He had to hunt for another spot, which is never easy, but he was not going to lose money to the criminals in office. I believe he is Indian. I have no idea what faith he practices, but he always says: "God bless you," even though it is he who donates books to me.   
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Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/pdxwsnt
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/25 - Wish Fulfillment

I can take a stab at the meaning of most of my dreams, usually by relating it Freud's Interpretation of Dreams, which states, basically, that they are wish fulfillment. As I awoke from my afternoon nappy-poo, I was completely baffled by the dream I'd had. Two male friends from the Exchange, neither of whom I've seen in at least five years, were sleeping in my apartment. They'd brought a pizza. Although I had food cooking, I pulled out a slice, which rested atop another slightly different type of pie. Why my subconscious chose those guys is a mystery. Although I like both, they aren't more than casual friends. That makes it seem odd that my wish was to see them again. Maybe they represent the Exchange as a whole, and all the friends, those not on Facebook, I no longer hear from. And why pizza? I love it, but I have it every Friday, so it's not like I miss it. And why pie atop of pie?

There was wish fulfillment at the floating book shop today. With the temperature forecast to be in the upper 30's before going back into the 20's the next two days, I was compelled to be out there, despite the stiff wind. Although the sun was shining, I didn't expect much business. I had to change the configuration of the set up, as I'd been too lazy to clear the snow, now ice, from the ledge that surrounds the garden of the building at my regular nook. Only a small L-shaped portion gets the sun this time of year. The session didn't get off to a very good start, as a gust blew over one of the crates and the box of non-fiction and children's books I'd set atop it, spilling them into the snow covered garden. A young mom who'd paused to take a look at my wares helped gather them, despite my protest. To my surprise, she wound up buying Close to the Edge. I suppose she felt sorry for me. I was so shocked, especially since she had a thick Russian accent, I failed to ask if she wanted the book signed. Minutes later another young woman, Darisa, bought A Hitch in Twilight. Thanks, ladies. This shows, for the umpteenth time, that it's always better to take the shot when the situation is iffy.
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Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/24 - Smart & Dumb

Among a recent batch of book donations was Lullaby Town by Robert Crais. Although the title doesn’t quite fit the proceedings, it is an entertaining read. The story is simple: a successful Hollywood producer hires a private eye to find the wife and child he divorced long ago. The trail leads to a small Connecticut town and NYC. Along the way there is a lot of gun play. Told in the first person by the hero, Elvis Cole, it features a lot of the smart aleck, cynical humor of the classic novels of Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler and Ross MacDonald in solid prose and dialogue, minus the plot convolutions. The novel’s best asset is its authenticity in investigative techniques and weaponry. Curious about the author’s background, I checked out his website, which provided only this morsel: “…using elements of his own life.” His Wiki profile offered no further illumination in this regard. I assume he has experience in some sort of security operations. Crais, who has received numerous awards and whose work has been published in 62 countries, grew up in Louisiana and graduated from LSU. He has written 20 novels, 16 featuring Cole or his laconic partner, Joe Pike, in the lead. Lullaby Town was his third and demonstrates that he had already hit his stride. The book, published in 1992, remains popular. A recent check at Amazon, where 12 million books are listed, found it at 54,385th, this more than 20 years after its debut. Surprisingly, only one of his novels, Hostage, starring Bruce Willis, has been adapted to the screen. It went nowhere. Lullaby Town would appeal to fans of fast-paced thrillers. Is the action plausible? More so than in most of this type of fare. The suspense lies in the fate of the supporting cast. Its 300+ pages fly by, reading more like 250. On a scale of five, I rate it 3.5.

I've committed another gaffe regarding my PC. Frustrated at being unable to find a venue that would allow me to recover files I stored on a number of floppy discs, I bought a converter at Amazon, using $21 in gift certificate money I'd earned online so I wouldn't have to dig into my own pocket per se. Like a knucklehead I assumed I'd simply plug it into the USB port, slide a disc in, and read. No, it requires a small program to be uploaded into the computer, and I failed to check if it would be compatible with Windows 7. It isn't. It is with XP. I researched downloading XP, but it was complicated and there were a lot of warnings about it not running well, so I passed. For the second time this month I feel like an idiot. I should have learned not to be presumptuous when I downloaded Microsoft Word and failed to note the annoying extras that could have been avoided simply by unchecking a box.

The day wasn't entirely negative. Wondering if my Cruzer backup stick would work while I was disconnected from the internet, I plugged it in, spotted a "Launch" tab, and clicked on it. It asked for a password. I typed in the one I use for all non-monetary sites and voila -- the stick is functional again. Unfortunately, I was unable to find a system backup on it, although I was certain I'd done that when I'd first bought the thing. What a month.
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Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
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Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/pdxwsnt
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Monday, February 23, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/23 - Around the Horn

According to an editorial in today's NY Post, 15 economically troubled NY towns along the Pennsylvania border are exploring the possibility of secession. The reason: Governor Cuomo’s ban on fracking. I hope they succeed. It appears useless to hope Cuomo will change his mind. The leaders of those communities see the boon the extraction of natural gas has been to once poor towns nearby, and wish to prosper themselves.

George Will addresses the President's terror-fighting strategy in his op-ed piece. Part of it relies on Twitter. 350 propaganda accounts have been set up to counter ISIS’s recruiting tactics. This is akin to Radio Free Europe, which broadcast into communist countries during the cold war. I’m not sure RFE did much to hasten the fall of totalitarianism, but it must have brought comfort to the suffering. I doubt tweeting will deter those drawn to violent Jihad. I hope I’m wrong.

There's happy news too: a goombah has won the Daytona 500. Congratulations to Joey Logano, 24.

I have a new follower on Twitter: Fair Trade in Leipzig. Why in the world this German outfit would follow the likes of me is a mystery. I suppose, just like anyone else with an account there - including me, it wants free publicity. When I saw that it is a proponent of green energy, I did not follow back. I am not against alternative initiatives. I hope all will work. What I don’t like is fossil fuels being dubbed evil by most greeniacs. They have been and continue to be a boon to mankind.

A handicapped friend I've been helping out during this wicked February cold snap bought Rising Star today. If not for that I would have opened up the floating book shop and subjected myself to the bitter wind for as long as possible. Thank you, madam. It looks like the only day I'll be able to do business outside this week is Wednesday. I almost went down during my morning walk, as there were patches of ice everywhere. My left knee came about an inch from the ground. I managed to keep my balance with my fingertips.
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Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/pdxwsnt
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/22 - Shovel Ready

Conventional wisdom pinpointed the origin of AIDS to circa 1980 via patient zero, a male airline attendant. A riveting article in today’s New York Post by Randy Shilts highlights a new theory set forth in The Chimp and the River: How AIDS Emerged from an African Rain Forest by David Quammen. The author proposes that the infection began in 1908 when the blood of a chopped up monkey seeped into the open wound of a hunter. From that time through the 1920’s, the disease went unnoticed because life expectancy in the area was so low. From the 1920’s through the 1950’s, reusable needles used in the treatment of other ailments spread the infection, which jumped to Haiti in 1960, transported possibly by just a single carrier. There, in 1969, shared needles were used at a plasma donation clinic, and the contagion accelerated. None of this sounds unreasonable, and it’s as scary as it is fascinating.

When I left the apartment at six AM for my morning walk, I smiled because it was raining. The ice that covered the streets and sidewalks was under siege. A half hour later, it was snowing. I let the expletives fly inwardly. I wish I had a book sale for every one I've muttered this month. At eleven, the sky was obviously clearing, but it was messy. I hoped our tenant's teenage son had shoveled the stairs and walk in front of the old house. No such luck. Maybe he was out late with friends last night. I was tempted to leave it, but conscience wouldn't let me risk a law suit. Fortunately, the ice was rather loose, though heavy. I hoped whoever cleaned the area in front of the Chase bank at Bay Parkway and 85th did the usual thorough job. No such luck. I had to clear a ten foot wide area in order not to block pedestrian traffic. I was sweating from the exertion and took my coat off. I know I'll be sore tomorrow. I'm tempted to take a couple of Ibuprofen, but I'd determined to detox for a month from the week long binge I went on to help stem the pain of sciatica. Although it seems longer, it's only been ten days. For the first hour and a half it seemed the madness of the floating book shop would not pay off, then Kathy came along clutching her walker. She's been fighting cancer and recently spent three days on a respirator, a malignancy clogging her throat. She and her teenage son picked out six books. A young Russian male asked for easy reads that would help improve his English. I suggested crime thrillers by Marcia Clarke, she of the O.J. trial fame, and Robert B. Parker. And a young mom bought a young adult novel for her son and an illustrated English translation of a Russian children's story for herself. "I remember this from when I was a little girl," she said, smiling. Thanks, folks.
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Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/pdxwsnt
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/ 

Saturday, February 21, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/21 - Oh, Doctor

Last night I watched a creepy thriller courtesy of Netflix. The German Doctor (2013), written, directed and produced by Lucia Puenzo, is a fictional account of Nazi monster Dr. Josef Mengele’s insinuation into an Argentine family that has inherited a remote resort hotel. At first he is interested in the undersized 12-year-old daughter, and convinces the mother, unbeknownst to the father, he can help the child grow through hormone therapy. When the woman becomes pregnant with twins, the bad doctor, notorious for his perverse work in that area, really becomes interested. I was reminded of the works of Alfred Hitchcock, not his flashier flicks like Psycho (1960) and The Birds (1963) but his more sedate, grounded films such as Notorious (1946) and Vertigo (1958). The German Doctor dares to present its subject without bias, allowing the viewer to decide if Mengele is sincere in his efforts to help or merely continuing his despicable Nazi ways. Much of the suspense lies in wondering if things will end disastrously for the family. Mengele eluded capture, never paid for his crimes. He drowned off the coast of Brazil in 1979, was buried under a false name, and disinterred for DNA testing, which proved his identity. Puenzo, whose father Luis is a director, adapted the screenplay from her own novel, Wakolda, the name the young girl has given her doll. 3000+ users have rated the film at IMDb, forging to a consensus of 6.8 of ten, which seems about right. Although intelligent, it never rises above creepy and something seems to be missing. It runs about 90 minutes. It's subtitled in white letters on the letterbox screen, which is annoying given all the black space below it. Anyone bored by quiet drama should pass.

From my window I see someone brushing snow from a fifth floor apartment's fire escape. The person must be bored, as the precipitation is supposed to last into the evening hours. Fortunately, if the forecast is right, it will be only three inches, and the temperature tomorrow will be in the mid 40's, so it should all melt along with some of the frozen crap that's been clinging to the ground for weeks. Another day closer to spring.

My thanks to whomever purchased Kindle copies of Killing and Rising Star this week.
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Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Friday, February 20, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/20 - How Cold?

A new record low temperature for this date has been set in NYC - four degrees. As I was taking my morning walk, I got to thinking about Johnny Carson's frequent allusions to temperature in his monologues on The Tonight Show. When he first began them, he would go right into the punchline. Along the line somewhere Ed McMahon would chime from off-screen: "How cold was it?" Eventually, a large portion of the audience would shout it out. I was unable to find anything that specifically covered that particular bit of late night fun, but I did root out a bunch of one-liners that someone at a Google+ forum requested.
It's so cold even Van Gogh has his ear muff on. 
It's so cold even the ducks are wearing down jackets. 
It's so cold the hookers in New York are wearing long johns.
It's so cold the cabbies in New York are wearing turbans.
It's so cold the flashers are describing themselves to people.
It's so cold a part of a male's anatomy completely disappears. (Known to fans of Seinfeld as shrinkage.)
It's so cold the politicians have their hands in their OWN pockets. (My favorite)
It's colder than a kiss from my ex-wife.
It's so cold you could freeze the balls off a pool table!
It's so cold even the penguins are flying south for the winter.
It's so cold even the ice is frozen!
It's so cold people are flicking their Bics in their pockets.
It's so cold you can cut glass with my nipples.


I don't have a problem with what Rudy Giuliani said about President Obama. I think it's largely true, otherwise why would he think the country needed fundamental changes. Still, Rudy shouldn't have said it. It plays right into the stereotype of the intolerant Republican. More has been lost than won because of the comment. It doesn't matter if he was speaking privately. Although we're all vulnerable to saying something stupid, there are those salivating to publicize such slips. He should have known better, but I hope he doesn't apologize. It will not appease the opposition.


I'm so looking forward to Sunday when the temperature is expected to crack 40.

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Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Thursday, February 19, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/19 - Business

We’ve all been stunned by the talents of child prodigies. There is a profile of a teenager with remarkable business acumen in today’s NY Post. When she was in the sixth grade Noa Mintz, now 16, got to thinking about the deficiencies of the nannies and baby sitters she observed. Soon she started her own company. She now has 190 clients served by 25 full time nannies and 50 sitters, who average 15 hours of work per week. It’s estimated that her company earned $375,000 last year. She was so swamped with emails she had to hire a CEO in order to have time to keep up with the rest of her life. I’ve always believed that everyone has a gift. The trick is finding it and making it work. Apparently, this girl understands the art of business. I wouldn’t be surprised if she were employing millions one day. Hopefully, she will steer clear of politicians.

I had a pleasant surprise in my mailbox -- a check for $40 from a settlement against Verizon. It had nothing to do with its stock. It was based on business practices. Whenever I’ve receive a notice that a company whose stock I own is being sued, I’m reluctant to join the suit, as I’ve never felt misled or deceived into buying. I attribute my losses to my own faulty decisions, to my lack of thorough research. I don’t recall if I’ve ever joined one of those. If I did, my share of the settlement was small potatoes. I was glad, however, to see Verizon called to account. On three occasions they added features I did not request to my account, hoping, I guess, I wouldn’t notice. The matters were resolved to my satisfaction, but left me soured. I immediately tear up any offers I receive from them, although a recent one tempted me for a moment. I’d like to dump Cablevision too, but right now it is the lesser of all the evils available in my area.

With the temperature set to flirt with an all-time low, the heat in our building is down. The problem wasn't the pipes. Electricians have been called. Last summer the boilers in all three buildings were replaced and the entire system modernized. The heat and hot water are now controlled separately. It's so cold in my apartment I'm wearing four layers and keeping my hood up. I may not be taking a shower this evening. Fortunately, the temperature is forecast to rise beginning tomorrow afternoon. There may be snow Saturday but rain Sunday and the temperature in the 40's. Let it be so.
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Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/18 - Six Degrees

An old college friend checked in with me via Linkedin yesterday. He’s retired from sales and living in North Carolina. He mentioned an incident I’d forgotten, and added a juicy element to it. In 1971 the University of the Pacific played our alma mater, Western Michigan U., in Kalamazoo. Geoff was a member of the school’s band, The Marching 100. If I recall correctly, his instrument was the French horn. Anyway, that day the band took the field at the prescribed time for the halftime show. For some reason Pacific lingered, perhaps getting a tongue lashing from its coaches. Worlds then collided as the two entities moved enmasse toward each other. One of the Pacific players took dead aim at Geoff and knocked him on his butt. The player was all conference DB and future NFL coach Pete Carroll. Six degrees of separation and all that jazz.



There was welcome relief from the bitter cold today. It was only a few degrees above freezing, but the sun was shining and the wind was absent. I put in three hours at the floating book shop. Unfortunately, only one person bought, a middle age Russian woman snapping up a paperback in her native tongue. Still, it was great to be away from the apartment. I got to visit with Dave and Barbara and Mikhail and the retired postal worker who's recovering from recent surgery to improve circulation in his left leg. Madeline donated two more books, one on yoga, the other on acting. Occupy Jack showed and admitted to being a little stir crazy, which is not a big leap for him. The best part of the session was my giving the Lady Eve the info about the Kindle version of my rock n roll epic, Rising Star, which she said she would download immediately. That made the entire stay worth it. The only negative was having to haul the crates back to the car. Three hours of standing in the cold is not kind to a 64-year-old body.

Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/17 - Potpourri

RIP Lesley Gore, 68, a non-smoker who succumbed to lung cancer. She burst on the scene in the early ‘60’s with her powerful vocals. Her first four singles reached the top five: It’s My Party #1, It’s Judy’s Turn to Cry #5, She’s a Fool #5, and You Don’t Own Me #2. In 1980 she received an Oscar nomination for Out Here on My Own, from the movie Fame. She co-wrote the song with her brother Michael, who won for the title track of that popular flick. Her only acting was in two episodes of Batman, in which she appeared as Pussycat, one of Cat Woman’s minions. Her work has stood the test of time. Well done, madam. (Facts culled from Wiki)

A couple of weeks ago I viewed Ragnarok (2014), a Norwegian monster flick. I then picked up a novel, Safe from the Sea by Peter Geye, which is the story of the effect the sinking of a merchant ship of the same name in Lake Superior has on an American family of Norwegian descent. It is an impressive first novel, set largely in a home sans modern conveniences in a remote area outside Duluth, Minnesota. A son who hasn’t seen his father in five years, since his wedding, is called home by the man, who is dying of cancer. Olaf is one of three survivors of the wreck, and survivor’s guilt haunts and taints the rest of his life, alienates his family. The book’s themes are reconciliation and forgiveness. The characters are realistic, the actions grounded. The prose and dialogue are solid, a smooth read at 241 pages. About halfway through, I became curious as to whether the Rag’ had actually existed. I was unable to find any info on it. The account is so authentic I wondered if it were gleaned from the details of an actual disaster suffered by another vessel. Whatever -- if the tale is purely fictional, more power to Geye, who was born in Minnesota. I was happily surprised to learn he earned his PhD in Literature from my alma mater, Western Michigan U.. He was editor of its literary publication, The Third Coast. I may have submitted a short story to it about 20 years ago. I don’t recall if I received a response. Anyway, on a scale of five, I rate Safe from the Sea 3.5.

There were a couple of eye-opening stats in today’s NY Post: one, 58% of cigarettes are brought into NY from low tax states. This is surprising only to liberal politicians thirsty for public funds. Many hardcore smokers are not quitting. They’ve adapted, fighting the injustice of the exorbitant sales tax on tobacco products -- and more power to them. Two: the TV usage of the cherished 18-34-year-old demographic fell at the rate of 4% in each of 2012 & 2013. From last September to January 2015 it fell 10.6%. Advertisers are adapting to the switch by consumers to alternative entertainment delivery methods.    
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Monday, February 16, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/16 - Filling Time

With temperatures keeping the floating book shop on ice for the foreseeable future, I have to find things to do to fill those hours of operation. Yesterday I went back and looked through a recent donation of books. Two hardcovers caught my attention. I’m embarrassed I’d never heard of either author. The Theater of Fernand Crommelynck is a collection of eight plays, farces, by the playwright, a Belgian, who was active in the first half of the 20th century. The name seemed so odd I first thought it a comic novel. Since the edition was published in 1998, I didn’t bother to research its monetary value, which, sans jacket, is likely far less than a different version listed for $70 at Amazon. I had higher hopes for the other book, The Adventures of Roderick Random, a novel by Thomas Smollett first published in 1748. This particular edition, again sans jacket, is from 1945. According to Wiki, Smollett had great influence on the work of Charles Dickens, which I hoped would make the book more valuable. Alas, although the editions listed at Amazon lacked specifics, the highest value was $30. A trip to an antique books website listed the same edition as worth five pounds British. I haven’t stumbled into riches. I’ll sell them for a buck a piece on the street. People sometimes ask why I don't sell the books online. It's not worth the hassle of packing and mailing. Besides, my main objective in being out there is to promote my own work.

Another way I killed time today was doing my tax return. No matter the income level, it is always a pain in the butt. This year, of course, is the first where a taxpayer without health insurance faces a fine. Since my 2014 income was so low, I was exempt. In a way I’m surprised. On the one hand, low income individuals are usually given every break. On the other, it is such a contentious issue I expected to have to cut a check for $95 to the Feds. I’m pleased that my stand against Obamacare has won out. Too bad so many Americans will be gouged unfairly until they cave or qualify for Medicare, or until the law is repealed, which is unlikely, or tweaked. Maybe I was more alert than usual, but it took me only 40 minutes to finish the state and federal returns. The fee was $72. Since I got back $63 from the city, my loss is only $9. The only worry I have is that the termites that have invaded my PC are now privy to vital information. I hope the site is as secure as alleged. 
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Sunday, February 15, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/15 - Fine Men

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There were items about fine men in today’s NY Post.

RIP Vince O’Connor, 85, legendary head football coach of St. Francis Prep, who had recently completed his 62th season at the helm. His teams won 335 games, 16 championships. I never heard anyone say a bad word about him. Well done. Off to heaven with you, lad.

In side by side articles, Brad Hamilton profiles two of the NYPD’s finest, both retired. Ralph Friedman, 66, is the most decorated detective in NYC history. He won 219 department awards and 36 from civilian organizations. He went toe to toe with evil, involved in 15 gun battles, shooting eight perpetrators, killing four. He made 2000 arrests -- 105 while off duty! He was stabbed, suffered two broken hands and a fractured skull in the line of duty. The most decorated officer is retired Lt. Robert DeMartini, who won a staggering 476 NYPD awards. Both men at one time worked out of Fort Apache in the Bronx. They communicate regularly. Imagine sitting in on one of their conversations. Why, you could write a book. Thank you doesn't say enough.

Last night the Movies! Channel, 113 on Cablevision, ran There’s No Business Like Show Business (1954). What a treat. It’s the type of innocuous fare the old Hollywood did so well, colorful, lively, positive. The story is simple -- the ups and downs of a show biz family of five. What an array of talent: Ethel Merman and Dan Dailey the parents, Donald O’Connor, Mitzi Gaynor and pop idol Johnny Ray the siblings. Marilyn Monroe, in her young glory, plays O’Connor’s love interest, Hugh O’Brian Gaynor’s. The words and music are supplied by the great Irving Berlin. I am always amazed by Monroe’s endearing ability to carry a tune, despite a small voice. The biggest surprise is Dailey’s excellence as a song and dance man. He is never mentioned in conversations about the greats, which begin and end with Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire. And one can argue that Merman’s vocal of the title tune is as famous as there ever was. Millions, including me, have imitated it.

Since there's no chance of selling books on the street in such brutal cold, I spent a lot of time today trying to track down the origin of the pop-up ads that have plagued me since I downloaded Microsoft Word. I discovered how to disable two sources, albeit only for a week. I thought I struck gold when I found a page that allows one to opt-out from several sources. Of course, the diabolical slimes blocked it with a template that claimed to be checking cookie status.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5
Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Saturday, February 14, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/14 - Valentine

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I watched an interesting film last night, courtesy of Netflix. The Congress (2013) stars the lovely Robin Wright as herself, an actress facing the inevitability of being offered fewer roles as she ages. How close it actually is to her real life is anyone’s guess, but it is brutally frank about her career, which, outside of a few fine films, has not fulfilled its promise. She is offered a final contract wherein she will be digitally preserved, all her subsequent appearances generated by computers. The most difficult caveat is the promise she will never again appear other than in CGI. She is appalled at first. She caves when she realizes her son’s medical treatment will be financed. Flash forward 20 years. She is on her way to address a gathering celebrating the Miramount studio. To gain entry, she is required to take a drug, which leads to an animation sequence that takes up about half the two-hour running time. A contributor at IMDb pointed out that this seems in direct contrast to the theme of digital content. It makes a lot of sense to me. Why go to animation in a film about CGI? As far as a theme goes, I suppose this is a cautionary tale about the surrender of individuality for comfort. While I wouldn’t call the use of Wright’s real name a gimmick, I don’t think it would have made any difference had a fictional one been used. The pace of the film is leisurely, the tone melancholic. I was unable to find definitive stats on its box office take, but I’d guess it was a big loser financially. Artistically? I’m not sure. This is the type of movie that requires several viewings. A joker at IMDb suggested someone watch the film while under the influence of LSD, and report back. 8600+ users at IMDb have rated it, forging to a consensus of 6.6 of ten. I hesitate to rate it myself, as it is so unconventional. Harvey Keitel and Paul Giamatti lend their considerable talents in support. Jon Hamm does the voice-over. The film is based on a novel, The Futurological Congress, by the most successful Polish author ever, Stanislav Lem, who also wrote the highly acclaimed Solaris. Wright was not a character in the book. The Congress was directed and adapted for the screen by Ari Folman, an Israeli, whose work was heretofore unfamiliar to me. Except for an abundance of profanity, there is nothing in it to be squeamish about. I did find one scene very touching. In conjuring the best moments of her life, Wright imagines her toddlers on swings, her husband, whom she kisses, at her side. I immediately thought of the father of her children, Sean Penn, whom she divorced. Although a gifted artist, he seems a creep. Even so, I'd guess the split caused Wright great pain.

I have a new favorite actor - Vince Vaughan. He was interviewed recently by Playboy. Here is an excerpt: "America today is not capitalistic. The problem is corporatism. The government has too much authority, and it's dangerous. It stifles productivity and freedom and prosperity and peace. I find most people nowadays are more complacent or accepting that the government can successfully do everything for us. It can't. It can't." I'm surprised to hear such thoughts from Hollywood while a liberal resides in the White House.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5
Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Friday, February 13, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/13 - Deep Freeze

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Triskaidekaphobia is fear of the number 13. It is theorized that it originated from the fact that Judas was the 13th apostle. According to Wiki, fear of Friday the 13th is covered by two terms:  paraskevidekatriaphobia and friggatriskaidekaphobia. I doubt I'll ever use either in a novel or short story. They're great space eaters for a blog, however.

As I was taking my morning walk in the sub-zero windchill, a song popped into my head, perfectly logical given the circumstances: Reasons To Be Cheerful Part 3 by Ian Dury and the Blockheads. I just looked up the lyrics, a lot of which would be unfamiliar to folks outside the UK. One phrase has always baffled me: "...Woody Allen, Dali, Domitrie and Pascale/ Balla, balla, balla and Volare..." I'd still swear he is saying something like: "...and the palla-palla-palla-kalime." I believe the band was the first to introduce me to the phrase: Sex and Drugs and Rock n Roll, the title of their other club hit, although I do remember a female paraprofessional at John Dewey H.S. using it too. Which actually was first, I'll never know, but it's a dead-on subtitle for my rock n roll epic, Rising Star.

My buddy Bags mentioned how satisfied he was with Avast PC protection, which he downloaded free. I ran a search on it the other day and it came up with three options, none free. I was immediately suspicious, wary that the worms that have entered my system had diverted me to a trap. This morning I decided to look for virus extractors at Amazon, and the first one that came up was Avast, offered for free. It also installed Google Chrome on my machine. I will try it later. Right now I'm not sure if the pop ups problem has been resolved or reduced, but at least I was able to add my latest book to my Amazon author page, access to which was blocked yesterday. There has been progress.

 
Funny how things happen. I'd just finished warming up a handicapped friend's car and was on my way to the library when Occupy Jack emerged from the corner deli, calling my name, which Madeline, passing nearby, heard. "Victor!" she called. She had a bunch of books in her cart. Why she would think I'd be selling on such a frigid day is beyond me. I was glad to relieve her of them, even though I had to make a detour to my car. I later brought them to the apartment. Everyone is marketable. Thanks, madam.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Thursday, February 12, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/12 - Clash

The first thing I did this morning when I logged onto the computer was check my Kindle dashboard to see if there were any new surprises. Sure enough, there were two versions of my rock n roll epic, Rising Star, offered to the public, one for a dollar, another for two. I hung my head, wondering if the snafus would ever end. I unpublished the one for two bucks. Unfortunately, the one for a buck didn't have a page. Off went another message to Amazon. Fortunately, the matter was resolved very quickly and I was able to leave a link with known Kindlers at Facebook. Dare I say the procedure is finally done?

Later, I was asked by Microsoft to rate my recent purchase of Word. I was happy to. I gave it one star and asked if they offered anything that might stop the pop ups I'm deluged with at most sites. So far, there have been only four that haven't been infiltrated: this one, Facebook, Yahoo Sports and Gmail. Amazon gets hit the worst. I'm not expecting any help from Microsoft. In a way I don't deserve it. I should have looked more closely at the template. There was an option to uncheck the extras. Why such garbage would even be offered is another question. I'm sure MS is compensated -- at the expense of customers. I tried to do a system restore, even one that would return my machine to its state at the time of purchase, but nothing worked, not even the disks designed for such events. My only recourse, other than enduring the ads until the machine dies, is to buy a virus whacker. I won't download one, as I can't be confident it wouldn't be coming from the slimes. Microsoft Security Essentials, which has served me well until this episode, seems helpless.

Given the forecast, I was as surprised as hell when I left the house at 11 AM and saw the sun shining. There were only sparse flurries in the air. It was warmer than it'd been all week at that time and there wasn't any wind. I decided to open up the floating book shop. The flurries persisted throughout, well short of intense. I got to thinking of that song by the Clash: Should I Stay or Should I Go? "...You're only happy when I'm on my knees..." I managed to put in an hour-and-forty minutes, then the flakes got so big I had to bail. My thanks to the kind folks who made purchases. All street sales were of Russian books this week.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/11 - Originals

Below there will be evidence of the slimes I've been battling since I downloaded Microsoft Word a few days ago. All the underlined stuff will lead to ads. Please keep your cursor outside the box.

RIP Jerry Tarkanian, 84, legendary outlaw basketball coach, who for 31 seasons produced successful, colorful teams while battling NCAA investigators. He recruited many dubious characters in his fight against what he believed was the hypocrisy of college sports and its alleged non-professionalism. His most successful run was at UNLV. The Runnin' Rebels won the 1990 championship. Many critics believed, given the talent on hand, he should have won more. His overall record was 784-202, which includes wins stripped by the powers that be. He was impossible to dislike. Who would have guessed, upon looking at him, that he was a basketball coach at a major university? He seemed more likely a warehouse manager. Here are three quotes from him, culled from an article at Yahoo Sports:
"I always like to get transfers, especially from the Pac-10. They already have their cars paid for."
"9 out of 10 schools are cheating. The other one is in last place."
"The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky it's going to give Cleveland State two more years probation."
He eventually had the last laugh against the NCAA, winning a settlement of 2.5 million and an apology from the organization. Here's a pic of how I'll always remember this true original:
The struggle to finalize the publication of my rock n roll epic, Rising Star, may have ended at last. In order to get the Kindle version up and running, I went back to Create Space, knowing they would upload a cover that met size specifications, half the battle. I then attempted to upload the interior file, but it just wouldn't work. Suddenly I realized I'd used the wrong file, the next to last I'd created instead of the one using the CS basic template. I felt so stupid. Once it becomes available I'll buy a copy to see how it looks. If it's okay, I'll begin advertising it to Kindlers. An hour ago UPS delivered the 50 print copies I'd ordered.

If I hadn't had a lot of Russian books to sell, I might not have opened the floating book shop today. After I'd set up, I doubted I'd last an hour, as the icy wind was blowing right into my face. Fortunately, it diminished, and the brilliant sunshine provided enough warmth for me to put two hours in. My thanks to those who bought and donated.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/10 - This n That

The time of kings has long passed in the western world. These days many scoff at them, as if they were simple tyrants who contributed nothing to the advance of civilization. How odd that the leader of a small country, King Abdullah II of Jordan, has taken the lead in the fight against Islamic terrorists, while the President of the world's most successful democracy hems and haws. 

Vaccines have been in the news lately, as some parents choose to forgo them, wary of the possible side effects, particularly autism, they may have on a tiny percentage of children. Spoiler Alert! What if there were an inoculation that prevented fear? This was the ambition of the villain on last night’s episode of Gotham. Guilt ridden about not having saved his wife from a fire, he is driven to develop a serum that would eliminate trepidation. Warped, he studies people who suffer severe phobias, i.e. of a swimming pool, and leads them to their death, then extracts the raised level of the pertinent juices from their corpses, and injects them into himself and his teenage son. He is shot dead in a confrontation with the GCPD. His son is institutionalized, no doubt to become a villain on a future episode. Excellent idea. Kudos to the writer, Ken Woodruff.

RIP Ed Sabol, 98, founder of NFL Films, those dazzling shorts that were more entertaining than most games. He won 52 Emmys for his work. In my youth I was enthralled by takes on particular games or on skilled players. I can still hear the marvelous voice of narrator John Facenda describing Green Bay’s Lambeau Field as “the frozen tundra.” Thank you, sir.

When not in use, I’m leaving my PC in sleep mode and pulling the plug on the internet. Since I downloaded Microsoft Word, my machine has been hijacked. If I shut down completely, my desktop disappears and I have to work in a roundabout way out of a task manager. After about an hour of use, the desktop suddenly re-appears. I don’t want to wait that long. I figured out how to eliminate some of the ads that pop up on my screen, but many persist. One outfit, Strong Signal, is diabolical. Left click on one of its ads and instructions on how to opt out appear in HTML, at least I assume that’s what they are. I will search for a translator. I’m not optimistic. The people who design these things are much more savvy than I. Access to my Cruzer backup stick is blocked. Fortunately, I’m able to ignore the ads at least 75% of the time. They occasionally block something I need to click on or automatically open an unwanted page, which is annoying. I wouldn’t be surprised if the computer crashes soon. I’ve had it seven years. Almost time for a new one.

It was cold and windy. I put in only an hour and a half at the floating book shop. My thanks to the Russian gentleman who purchased three books in the his native tongue. He was coughing up a storm. I did not take my gloves off to stuff the money into my pocket. Later, I used it at CVS. It never touched my flesh. I've tossed the gloves in the laundry bag.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Monday, February 9, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/9 - Relief

RIP legendary North Carolina basketball coach Dean Smith, 83. He was not only successful, he was the epitome of class. He guided the Tar Heels to national titles in ‘82 and ‘93. His won-loss record is impressive: 879-254, a winning percentage of  .776. He also restored the Olympic team to glory in ‘76, following the debacle of the '72 games, when the referees gave the Soviets several chances to steal the gold medal. And he did it using college players, as professionals were banned from participation back then. I was interested in what percentage of his players graduated, but I failed to find any results. I'd guess it was middle of the pack or lower. Still, he gave a lot of kids a chance to succeed. Well, done, sir.

I'm trying to finalize the Kindle version of my rock n roll epic, Rising Star. Looking through the review copy, I thought I'd finally gotten it right, then I noticed the page numbers didn't transfer. They were faint in the Word file, so I wondered if they needed some sort of finalizing. Unable to figure it out, I sent an umpteenth email to my literary angel, Victoria Valentine of Water Forest Press. She said an ebook didn't need them. Duh! Still, how do Kindle users bookmark when they tire of reading? I'll ask the Lady Eve, who has been waiting patiently for the book. Anyway, that wasn't the last of the frustration. When I tried to upload the cover file, which I'd created at Amazon affiliate Create Space, it was rejected, so I had to send another email. I know my PC skills are middling, but it seems the process should have been easier than it's been.

My sciatica has all but disappeared. Except for an occasional short period of intense pain in my left leg, my condition is just about normal. The stiffness in my lower back has also diminished considerably. What a relief! Given this glimpse into chronic pain, I now have a lot of respect for those who suffer it. Quality of life dwarfs all other aspects of it.

Looks like NYC again dodged the worst of a storm. There wasn't more than a quarter inch of ice in spots at noon, and it should be gone by tomorrow when the temperature is supposed to climb past the mid 30's. If it's not too windy, there will be a book shop.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/

Sunday, February 8, 2015

The Writer's Life 2/8 - Pictures

The late Jose Saramago was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1998. A native of Portugal, he wrote about 30 books. Given his pedigree, I was curious to read his 1995 novel, Blindness, which was among a recent batch of a donation to the floating book shop. I was disappointed. The story is simple. People begin going blind, seeing not darkness but whiteness. In the city that is the focus of the narrative, only one person can see, ironically an eye doctor’s wife. Society breaks down. The woman becomes the caretaker of a group of seven. It is bleak, unflattering to humans. I was immediately reminded of The Walking Dead, although there are no zombies present. The works share the same dismal view of mankind. If there is a point to Blindness, I fail to grasp it. No one would deny that life is tough, at times brutal, especially for those trapped in certain societies. And it often seems as if we’re stumbling around in the dark, blind to the mystery of life. It seems the author is saying only a worldwide catastrophe would create equality. As someone who enjoys the fruits of western Democracy, I disagree. There is so much to be joyful about. Saramago’s bio at Wiki says he was an atheist, which, at least in light of this book, is not surprising. He described himself as a “libertarian Communist,” which, given the history of Communism, seems a contradiction in terms. Perhaps he was one of those intellectuals who always lamented that the problem wasn’t Communism itself but the fact that the wrong Communists were always in charge. It is difficult to criticize the style of a work translated from another language, but I hated the writing of this one. It features long paragraphs where several people speak, and there are no quotation marks to provide clarity. I'd guess this is intended as an "all is one" view. None of the characters is ever named. Instead they are referred to as "the girl with the dark glasses" or "the old man with the eye patch." It is a tough read. 619 users at Amazon have rated it, forging to a consensus of 3.9 of five. Some dub it a masterpiece. I disagree. I rate it 2.5.

RIP golf great Billy Casper, 83, who for some reason never got the recognition he deserved. He won 51 tournaments, including three majors, but was rarely mentioned among his elite contemporaries, the big three: Palmer, Nicklaus and Player.

Last night I went to bed wondering if I’d wake up in the morning, if a stroke was on the way. I was in significant pain and felt a headache burgeoning. This has become something I’ve begun to think about more frequently, although, fortunately, it doesn’t cost me any sleep. I have lived to fight another day. I felt much better after I returned from my morning walk, the headache gone. Suddenly, the pain in my back, hip and left leg has subsided. I hope it’s not one of the body’s tricks or the three ibuprofen finally kicking in. Now my neck is bothering me.

Although it was damp, conditions were adequate for the floating book shop. My thanks to the people who made purchases. The day was highlighted by cameras. A beautiful 20-year-old woman, a writer just starting out, asked to take my picture. I was so mesmerized by her lovely blue eyes I neglected to ask her name. Neil of Della Peppo Village, a madcap show on Public Access, came by at two, and recorded an interview about the books that weren't covered in our first talk, which may have been as far back as 2008. And he bought A Hitch in Twilight. Thank you, sir.
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tiny.cc/rP7o9
Vic's Rom-Com Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/kny5llp
Vic's Horror Screenplay: http://tinyurl.com/cyckn3f
Vic's Web Site: http://members.tripod.com/vic_fortezza/Literature/