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Friday, September 30, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/30 - Decisive

Here's a short story from the Billionths of a Lifetime collection. Decisive is only 1300 words, a ten-minute or so read:

  The buzzer sounded and she breezed into the jewelry shop. “Hello,” she said, smiling broadly, the sole customer. She browsed a while. Finally she summoned one of the two men at the counter and pointed out three expensive bracelets she wanted to examine closely.
    "Take your time," said the young man. "We don't get movie stars in here too often."
    "That's so sweet. Thank you." She wasn't about to say he was mistaken, especially since he may only have been flirting, softening a potential cash cow.
    She chose the most expensive, $25,000, and gave the guy a hang dog look. "Can you give me a break on it? How 'bout twenty?"
    "Twenty-two."
    "Twenty-one-five."
    He nodded. "Deal. Credit?"
    She dug her wallet out of her bag and handed him a card. Minutes later he returned, beaming, and set the paperwork before her.
    "Okay, Miss Smith. Would you like it gift-wrapped?"
    She shook her head and held the little box to her chest. "No. It's for me -- a gift to myself."
    "Excellent."
    She put the item in her bag, looked the man in the eye, and said: "Thank you. Bye."
    She paused at the door, as there was a dapper young man beyond it, waiting to be admitted. She stood aside for him, gazing up into his brown eyes.
    Wow, she thought -- hot, hot, hot.
    It was a beautiful Spring day. She crossed the street and focused on the entrance. There had been something about Mr. Handsome that raised her antenna. Suddenly two gunshots rang out. “Uh-oh.” She crouched behind an SUV. Moments later Mr. Handsome exited calmly, satchel in hand, and turned right.
    “Not cool.” She had committed many crimes but never killed anyone. She doubted she could.
    She hurried to a nearby subway station and went almost all the way to the front of the platform. She boarded the second car. Midday, it was empty when it crossed into Brooklyn. She removed the blonde wig and stuffed it into a black plastic bag. She put the blue contacts lenses into a little container. Her head was shaved to a dark nub. She cut the credit card in two and, once back on the street, deposited each half into a separate trash can.
    Soon she was in her rent-controlled apartment in Williamsburg. The window offered a breathtaking view of the Manhattan skyline. She put the wig on a white cast of a head, in line with four others, each a different color. She closed the blinds and flopped onto the bed, chuckling at having been taken for a movie star. She shuddered as she recalled the gunshots. Cold, she thought.
     After dinner she went online, searching for news of the robbery. The men at the counter, a father and son, were alive, having been shot in the leg, the dad‘s femur shattered.
    “Hmmm. Maybe he is cool.” Then again, why hadn’t he simply tied them up or locked them in a closet?  He hadn’t even bothered to disguise himself. If he was so willing to shoot, why had he left witnesses, given the security cameras? Strange, she thought.
    Late the next morning she went into a crowded fast food restaurant downtown, bought a cup of coffee, and asked for the key to the rest room. She poured the coffee into the bowl and flushed. She emerged in a red wig and green lenses.
    She entered a pawn shop, where a man smiled and pressed a button that released a lock on a security door nearby. The room beyond was dark and creepy.
    “Hey, Charlie,” she said to a white-haired man inside a steel cage.
    He shook his head. “Again? You’re beggin to get busted at this pace, doll.”
    “Let me worry about that.” She handed him the bracelet.
    He whistled in admiration. “Nice score. Five?”
    She made a face. “No way. Eight or I go someplace else, and you lose a good customer.”
    “Okay, doll. Can’t blame a guy for tryin’.”
    The buzzer sounded. She looked over her shoulder, and her breath caught. Even if she hadn’t recognized the satchel, and despite the sunglasses, there was that same recognizable something about Mr.-Tall-Dark-and-Handsome, who was now sans mustache.
     “Do I know you?” he said, looking into her eyes.
    She was surprised the red wig made such a difference. “No, but that can be arranged. I’ll be waiting outside.” Provided there are no gun shots, she said to herself.
    Minutes later he exited grinning.
    “Nice payday?” she said.
    “Lunch is on me. I have to make a stop first. Got time?”
    “Sure. I’m self-employed. Didn’t Charlie tell you? I’m Cindy, by the way.”
    “Joe.”
    His sports car was at the curb. It was what she’d expected. She experienced a thrill as he held the passenger door open and she seated herself. Very cool, she thought.
    Suddenly his mood changed, becoming serious, his replies short. He pulled into an underground parking lot and found a spot in a far corner. She wondered what he would be buying or selling here.
    “It was you at the jewelry shop yesterday, wasn’t it?”
    She chuckled. “I knew you were too sharp not to figure it out. Two bump-intos in less than twenty-four hours -- can’t be a coincidence. We should think about a partnership.”
    “You move fast.”
    “I’ve always been decisive. It’s one of my strengths.”
    “Me too.”
    He leaned toward her. She welcomed the kiss. Soon his hands were around her throat, thumbs pressed to her windpipe. His grip was powerful.
    “Sorry, kid -- no witnesses.”
    The quarters were so cramped and he was so close that she had little room to fight. She had one chance, a long shot. She reached behind him and found it tucked into his pants at the small of his back. She pressed the gun against his abdomen and fired. The force catapulted him backward, his head striking the side window.
    She lay back, panting, gathering her senses, ears ringing. When she recovered she was startled by the hole the round had blown into him. Blood was pouring from it. She did not understand how she could have been so mistaken. What had happened to her radar? He’d remorselessly shot two people. What had she expected?
    She looked around before opening the door. No one was in sight. Cool, cool, cool, she repeated to herself, taking deep breaths. She realized the lenses, which had her fingerprints on them, had popped out of her eyes. She squatted at the foot of the seat and scanned the interior, finding one lens, then the other, breathing a sigh of relief. She pondered what to do with the gun. She considered a suicide set up, but was sure detectives would spot it. She wiped her prints away and left the .45 in the car. She was about to leave when she recalled the wig. She looked into the side view mirror and straightened it, then put the lenses over her eyes, with difficulty, her hands shaking. She took a step, stopped and looked down. She removed her blood-stained jacket, turned it inside out, and held it low enough so that it covered the blotches on her jeans. She found her way out of the lot, repeating her mantra: cool, cool, cool… Once she hit the street she remembered the satchel, which had to be filled with cash. She wasn’t about to go back for it. She’d killed him. She couldn’t believe it, although she’d had no choice. It had all happened so fast. It felt surreal.

   Within two hours she was at the Port Authority Terminal, boarding a bus, no wig or contacts, kerchief covering her neck. It was time to visit mom. She pondered how she would explain the bruises. 

The floating book shop was rained out today, and the forecast is not too promising for the next two days. 
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Thursday, September 29, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/29 - Roller Coaster

Born in 1954, Sandra Cisneros has had a fine literary career, publishing at least 11 books in the novel, short story and poetry categories. I just finished The House on Mango Street, a series of vignettes about growing up poor in Chicago as told by girl of undefined age and of Mexican heritage. Since none of the characters carry the family name, I'll assume the work falls into the genre of creative non-fiction, a term I hate. Although some of the parts are interesting, I was disappointed with the whole. It seems more like an outline than a book. Its 110 pages read like half that. It's told in unpretentious prose, although there were a few instances where I did not understand what she was saying. Published in 1984, The House on Mango Street received the American Book Award from the Before Columbus Foundation. A recent edition is doing very well, ranked 280th at Amazon overall at last check, number one among books by Hispanics. I'd guess it is widely used in public schools. 1173 users at Amazon have rated it, forging to a consensus of 3.6 of ten. I rate it 2.5.

There were three particularly interesting items in today's NY Post: Anyone suffering the pain of a kidney stone has new hope, a simple treatment. In a pilot study conducted by Michigan St. University, it was found that riding in the rear car of a roller coaster prompts passage. 64% of those tested were successful. Only 16% of those riding in the first car were... 600 more G.I.'s have been sent to Iraq, as an assault on Mosul, currently held by ISIS, is soon to begin... A researcher at Spain's University of Granada has found that humans, while still too often prone to violence, are less so than in the past. The kill rate is "only" 13 in 1000 deaths these days.

TV shows are strapped in terms of defining the nationality of terrorists these days. Maybe a ban on Muslims has quietly been imposed by creators. Last night's episode of Blindspot cited two men from Vieques, who were angry about the cancer their relatives developed as a result of the pollutants that came from the test bombings U.S. pilots used to do near that island off the coast of Puerto Rico. This once promising series has descended into the absurd... So far, Bull has been the only new entry I've watched - or tried to. It's appropriately named, more interested in political correctness than in good story-telling... There is great news for fans of The X-Files in the NYC area. Tonight My9 will begin broadcasting back to back episodes every Thursday in prime time. I especially look forward to the ones that deviated from the main arc, which I haven't seen since the show aired on Fox all those years ago.

My thanks to the kind folks who made this gloomy, blustery day bright by buying books. Mother Nature was kind, holding the rain in check.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/28 - Support

RIP FDNY Battalion Chief Michael Fahy, 44, killed in the line of duty.

Politics dominates today's blog. NYC residents pay 130% above the national average in electricity costs, Long Islanders 64% higher. Governor Cuomo doesn't believe that's enough, as subsidies for clean energy alternatives, paid for by tax payers, will soon kick in. Michael Goodwin has a great line on his op-ed page in today's NY Post: "Can a dirty government produce clean energy?" Just about everyone at the top of the state's political food chain is in hot water. Cuomo has been called "the last man standing." In fairness to him, I'll note that he has signed a common sense bill that prohibits cable and telecom companies from charging the deceased with early termination fees. Some folks in the private sector are just as bad as those in government.

Here's a bit of astounding trivia: pop star Selena Gomez has 100 million followers on Instagram.

This morning I heard on a radio newscast that Trump had picked up a union endorsement, which was most surprising. I wondered if he'd had any others. According to a page at Wiki, there are four: Fraternal Order of Police, National Border Patrol Council, representing 16,000 members; National Immigration and Customs Enforcement Council, representing 5,000 federal immigration officers and law enforcement support staff; New England Police Benevolent Association.

Here's a list of celebrities who have endorsed the Donald. I'll put an asterisk next to the ones who are a surprise, a DK next to those who are unfamiliar to me:
Kirstie Alley*, Scott Baio, Stephen Baldwin, Morgan Brittany*, Kimberly Brown (DK), Gary Busey, James Caan, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Stacey Dash (DK), Robert Davi. Tom Dreesen (DK), Erik Estrada*, Lou Ferrigno, Jeff Foxworthy, Jenna Jameson*, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Levy (DK), Jerry Lewis*. Amy Lindsay (DK), Brandi Love (DK), Jackie Mason, Bruce McGill, Carlos Mencia (DK), Dennis Miller, Michael Moriarty, Jim Norton (DK), Chuck Norris, Joe Piscopo, Randy Quaid,
John Ratzenberger, Anthony Ribustello (DK), Antonio Sabàto Jr., Nick Searcy (DK), Steven Seagal, Lindsey Shaw (DK), Tom Shillue (DK), Kevin Sorbo, Paul Sorvino*, Ben Stein, Ann Turkel (DK), Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jon Voight, Fred Williamson, Azealia Banks (DK), Zoltan Bathory (DK), Pat Boone, Larry Gatlin, Jesse Hughes (DK), Filipp Kirkorov (DK), Loretta Lynn, Justin Moore (DK), Naked Cowboy, Wayne Newton, Ted Nugent, John Rich (DK), Kid Rock*, Kenny Rogers, Gene Simmons, White Dawg (DK), Young Dro (DK).

It was one of those rare sessions when the floating book shop resembled a real business. A gentleman double parked his SUV and asked if I wanted books. I almost balked when I saw how many there were. I've never turned down anyone who has gone to such effort. Fortunately, I took them all. Half were weighty pictorials. I sold a whole bunch. My thanks to Ira, who cleaned out my Hollywood stock, and to Jimmy, who bought 12 books of wide variety, to all the other kind folks who made purchases, and to the elderly man who brought me a bag of paperbacks as I was hauling the crates back to the car.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j
Read Vic's Short Stories, Free: http://fictionaut.com/users/vic-fortezza

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/27 - Tall Tales

I read of the following a few days ago. It had to be shelved for other items, but it's too interesting to let pass into oblivion. One of the top 10 residential buildings in the world is sinking and tilting, spreading fear among its wealthy residents, which include NFL legend Joe Montana and baseball star Hunter Pence. The Millennium Tower in downtown San Francisco was completed in 2009, and since then the 58-story high-rise has sunk 16 inches and tilted two, causing cracks in the sidewalk and garage. Residents are also noticing little changes in their individual units, dishwashers becoming harder to open and bubbles appearing in the floor. The operators of the building blame construction on the new Transbay Transit Center across the street, but those folks quickly issued a rebuttal, pinning the blame on the building's developers. The structure has been dubbed The Leaning Tower of Frisco.

This also hit the news a few days ago, reported by the New York Post: "It’s the city’s secret tragedy: the giant-octopus attack on the Cornelius G. Kolff, a Staten Island Ferry boat dragged to a watery grave with 400 souls aboard on Nov. 22, 1963. Few recall the harbor horror because news coverage was eclipsed by the shocking assassination of John F. Kennedy in Dallas that very day. Also because it never actually happened. But truth is no obstacle to artist Joe Reginella, the hoaxster whose slick brochures, Web site and even a statue are luring hapless tourists to a far corner of Staten Island in search of a museum devoted to the fantastical fish tale." Here's a pic of Reginella's sculpture:

I did not watch the debate, but I've read several items on it in the Post. Conservative pundit Jonathan Podhoretz, who is appalled by Trump's candidacy, believes Hillary won in a rout. Michael Goodwin, a moderate, thinks Trump won by simply surviving the assault. A panel of six regular folks seems evenly divided. Kyle Smith takes the moderator to task for being biased against Trump. As for talk radio, Trump's biggest supporter, Mark Simone of WOR, conceded that Hillary won but had the same feeling when Gore seemed to rout Bush, and polls a few days later showed the opposite, Maybe that's wishful thinking. Sean Hannity believes Hillary was victorious only in the minds of the mainstream media, whom his guest, Newt Gingrich, referred to along the lines of the Intellectual Yet Idiot Class. The few people I asked on the street believe Hillary won. Political Man had a smile on his face and a hop in his step, convinced Hillary "mopped the floor with him." I don't care who the better debater is. I vote issues, and Hillary is the polar opposite of me on just about every one. Here's a great and timely quote from someone who died long ago, used by Richard Johnson to close his gossip column today: "He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of dispute." - Nietzsche.

The editorial page has troubling news: Last year violent crime rose 4% in the USA; homicides were up 11%, 17% in the largest cities. Liberals are not alarmed, as the levels are far below those of the worst of times.

My thanks to the local pot dealer who donated a bio on Caligula, which quickly sold, and to the lovely middle age Trump supporter who bought a book on fighting cholesterol, and to my weekly benefactor, who donated several beautiful pictorials and two Hollywood bios.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j




Monday, September 26, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/26 - Golden

The sports world has been rocked by two deaths, an elderly legend and a young man of enormous potential. RIP Arnold Palmer, 87, known as The King and the Golden Boy. He brought the game of golf to the masses, rising to greatness just when TV was broadening its coverage. His good looks and swashbuckler style gave birth to Arnie's Army, the swarming fans who followed him on the course. He won an astounding 95 tournaments worldwide, 65 on the PGA tour. Seven of his titles were in majors. He designed 300 golf courses. And he was just as successful outside golf as a spokesman for many products. Although he earned "only" $1.8 million in 53 years on the links, his net worth is believed to be $675 million. He is a legend, the epitome of class on and off the course. To lend perspective to where his leadership has taken the game, Rory McIlroy won the Tour Championship yesterday, and the Fed-Ex bonus, a total take of $11.5 million. He praised the King in a tweet, as did many pros.
RIP Jose Fernandez, 24, Marlins phenom, who died in a boating accident that claimed two friends as well. He made several attempts to defect  from Cuba, finally succeeding, landing in Mexico, saving his mother from drowning. He had Hall of Fame potential. He was Rookie of the Year in 2013. He was 38-17 with a 2.58 ERA in his all too brief career. His strikeout totals are amazing - 589 in 471+ innings. What a shame.

Also in sports: LSU fired head football coach Les Miles, whose teams have been disappointing the past few years. Under his guidance, the Tigers won the NCAA championship in 2007. They also won two SEC titles during his reign. It's a tough "What have you done for me lately?" business. 63, he will have plenty of offers - if he chooses to stay with the grind. Some men are lifers when it comes to coaching... Also on the hot seat after a 1-3 start, is Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly, who fired his defensive coordinator. His teams have gone 56-26 since 2010, losing the National Championship game to Alabama in 2012, its only loss that season. Fans of the Fighting Irish are not known for patience.

And in the ultimate blood sport - politics - Hillary and Trump will be going head tonight in the first presidential debate, which is expected to draw ratings on a par with the Super Bowl. Since I don't put much stock in who's a better debater, I will not be watching, even though it might be great theater. I know where the candidates stand on policy, which is all that matters. Besides, the sight of Hillary makes me ill, and I would be nervous that Trump might not give a good account of himself. I'm pleased that Gennifer Flowers will not be in the front row. Even the presence of Juanita Broaddrick, a former nursing home administrator who has accused Slick Willie of rape, would be inappropriate, although it would confront Hillary as the ultimate enabler, a pseudo-feminist. Sorry, I lose all objectivity when it comes to the Clintons.

It was a quiet day at the floating book shop. My thanks to Jack of Chase, who bought two thrillers, and to the woman who bought a book in Russian.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

 

Sunday, September 25, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/25 - This Is Now

Thousands of people pass through our lives. We get to know hundreds, only a few intimately. I've always been reflective. I'm sure most writers are. In this my 66th year on planet Earth, I appreciate my blessings more than ever, at least when I'm thinking right. Everyone I remember, whether my relationship with him/her was good or bad, is an appreciated part of my life precisely because they comprise what is mine, the experience unique to humans. Last night was special. I attended the reunion celebrating the 50th anniversary of our high school football team. Several of us have gotten together before in the past ten years or so, since the wonder of the internet has made contact easy. The web also made it possible to track down those who seemed fallen from the face of the earth. I was reacquainted with men I hadn't seen since circa 1970. Although I used full names in my high school football opus - in my my mind to honor my teammates - and communicate with many on Facebook, I'll use only first names here to protect them from evil web trolls. Stan, aka Muzzy, was unearthed. I vividly remember looking over my shoulder after the whistle on a kickoff and seeing him injured, limping, his knee torn up - in only the second game of the season. I have no idea how he got his nickname and I'm kicking myself for having forgotten to ask. Dwight flew in from California. He was a gentleman even as a teen, so gentle off the field. It's no wonder he's been such a success. Nicky, with whom I walked home from practice every day, lives in Florida. He was so nervous before games that he broke out in hives. Ira, retired and playing a lot of golf, came up from Maryland. He still has a full head of wavy hair, most it dark. Otto, a retired teacher, now concentrates on his art, must recently the casting of indian arrowheads. Moochie frequently travels to China and Turkey on business. Barry is also living in Florida. I was tempted to ask about the rumor that he'd lived in exile in Cuba for a while, but my nerve failed me. Stuie, whom I used to spot working maintenance in the concourse of the pre-9/11 World Trade Center, is retired and posts pictures of the cruising he and his wife, Carol, who was in our graduating class, do in their boat around New York. Branch, who moved to Manhattan right after college, expects to keep working in the insurance business until the day he dies. He must have done very well to be able to afford living there. Joe, who was All-City in 1966, lives in California and has become a world traveler. His accent is now decidedly west coast. Pasc, our co-Captain, who hit as hard as anyone I ever lined up against, is a retired educator living in Connecticut. Tony, who joined the team senior year, has been an employee of Bristol Myers Squibb for decades. Gus, whom I run into now and then in our end of Brooklyn, is retired from the food distribution business and tending to his grandkids, who live upstairs. Carmine is another retired educator living upstate. He occasionally posts videos of his guitar playing, accompanied by his sons, on Facebook. The other Nicky, a fleet RB, was unable to make it. His wife has been ill. Ernie passed away about ten years ago. Herm is serving a life sentence in prison. Ex-Crazy Joe is dictating a memoir to a neighbor about his experiences with wise guys. His first job for them involved putting up a fence in Coney Island. When he returned he was puzzled by the praise lavished on him. Turns out the property had yet to be acquired. He'd risked being jailed. He was appeased when the boss laid out, one by one in the palm of his hand, 30 one hundred bills. Ralph, our Captain, is the owner of discount stores. He organized the event and tracked everyone down. Three female members of the class of '67 graced us with their presence. Chris, who was a divorced mom of two when she opened a travel agency that she eventually sold for a large sum, is working as a flight attendant not because she needs to but because she loves it. Dee is a drug counselor. Michelle could almost pass for a high-schooler. That covers the seniors. The biggest surprise of the night was hearing of the enormity of Henry's success. He was living on his own by the age of 16. He has bought and sold hundreds of properties. He made $17 million on the sale of buildings that were razed to make way for the Barclay's Center in downtown Brooklyn, and is owed another another $70 million! Howie is in real estate in Kansas, where he went to college. He is in better shape now than during his playing days, the result of martial arts training. When asked by family members where he'd been so many years, he said: "Witness protection," and they believed him. He still has not let them in on the joke. I apologized to Frank, whom one day I belted in the stomach in frustration at the length of practice and his continued vigilance. I did it so cleverly during the running of a play that he didn't even realize he'd been done dirty. Despite this he was nice enough to buy both Rising Star and Adjustments, the latter of which chronicles that foul deed. There's no truth to the rumor that Big Al is legally changing his name to his beloved moniker. It refers to his business identity, not size, not even his current girth. Alfred brought a football his teammates gave him when he was laid up in the hospital from a brutal hit in '68. All had signed it, and he asked those of us who had already graduated by then to add our names. The Captains of the '67 squad were absent. Frank, a gentle giant, lost his battle to cancer in March. Dr. Lenny, an ophthalmologist, sent a letter, regretting being unable to attend. Joe, whose IQ was off the charts, worked for a pharmaceutical company. Kenny, whose family for years had a jewelry store on 86th, is now working the counter of a Meat Supreme on that stretch, which was a battleground for us and our hated rival, New Utrecht H. S.. He has passed the floating book shop many times during transactions at the Chase bank, and was unable to place my face. Mark was the QB that year, as his older brother Barry had been at Brooklyn Tech. I used to see Barry playing touch football at P.S. 101. I pronounced the word on his jacket as teach, not Tech. Lombo helped organize the event. Steve spent his career in coaching, rising to the small college level. Mike Rakoff was a 120 pound sophomore in '66. He was racking up a lot of yardage in '68 when a shoulder injury sidelined him for the second half of that strike shortened season. Lenny was a scrawny freshman in '66 who turned into one of the greatest players in school history. Everyone was surprised and thrilled to learn Coach Ace was going to attend. He is pushing 90 and has to use a walker these days. We were his first team as a head coach. We know what Lafayette H. S. football was just before he arrived, and how successful it was until his retirement in the late '80's, and we will never cease to be grateful. Coach Marty was his assistant for five years before becoming the head guy at the then new South Shore H.S., where he won a city championship. He's fought off two bouts with cancer, the tough ex-Marine that he is. I love these people. Having known them, I feel as rich as Henry. My apologies to anyone I may have forgotten.

Everyone received a goodie bag, which included a T-shirt commemorating the event. I wore mine proudly today. My thanks to the kind folks who bought books, and to the woman who made a one for three swap of thrillers in Russian.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Saturday, September 24, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/24 - Building

I know which movies to avoid and, therefore, rarely hate any I watch. That pattern was broken by High-Rise (2015), which arrived courtesy of Netflix. It is the story of life in an ultra-modern building designed as a sort of utopia. Things go wrong, anarchy rules. Even before the chaos begins, the residents are largely jerks, so it is not a large leap for them to become thoroughly reprehensible. It is a grim view of human nature, based on the 1975 novel by J.G. Ballard, a Brit, whose work is described at Wiki as "...post-apocalyptic dystopian..." He is quoted as having said: "In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom." His most famous book is the semi-autobiographical Empire of the Sun, which Steven Spielberg adapted to the screen in 1987. Is High-Rise supposed to parallel a certain country or ideology? There are two quotes over a loud speaker about capitalism at the end, which I assume are attributable to screenwriter Amy Jump. Is the viewer supposed to infer that capitalism caused the chaos? That makes no sense, at least to me. If a comparison to a country is to be made, the socialist paradise of Venezuela might fit the bill. Five years after the novel was written, Margaret Thatcher came to power, and life in the UK has improved dramatically since then. Compare the bleak cinema landscapes of the London of the '60's and '70's to the beautiful ones of the past 20 years or so. BBC productions feature lush cinematography not only of London but other parts of England. At least that's what it looks like to this Yank who has never been there. 18,000+ users at IMDb have rated High-Rise, forging to a consensus of 5.8 of ten, way too high in my view. As a counterpoint to my opinion, I'll add that the flick received four nominations from the British Independent Film Awards. Tom Hiddleston, Taylor Swift's latest ex, stars. I doubt his appearance will hamper his burgeoning career. He is joined by Jeremy Irons, Sienna Miller and Elizabeth Moss. This was director Ben Wheatley's 18th time at the helm. I am unfamiliar with his previous work. In an odd bit of trivia, someone is smoking in 80% of the scenes. Anyone turned off by vile behavior should pass. If I were to hazard a guess as to who might appreciate such fare, it may be fans of films like Brazil (1985).

Quintuplets are working their first job - at McDonald's. Leith, Logan and Lucas Curtis all work in the kitchen at the restaurant in Potterville, Michigan, outside Lansing. Lauren works at the front counter and drive-thru, and Lindsey handles the lobby. Lucas and Lauren began working a year ago. Leith signed up in March, and Lindsay and Logan joined two months later. The five share one car. Each pitches in for gas. They are non-identical, so customers don't pin them out.

My thanks to Lorraine, who purchased Rising Star, and to Monsey, who bought Richard Green's There Are No Answers to the Mysteries, to the gentleman who bought a novel in Russian, and to Bad News Billy, who grossly overpaid for two cook books. He's thinking about suing a patent office he suspects is jerking him around, which he pays to find a buyer for his idea.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Friday, September 23, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/23 - NYC Food

Each morning radio talk show host Mark Simone is introduced by a recorded female voice as "Mr. New York." The guy gets around. Here is a list of his favorite foods. The accompanying photos were taken by him. This is for foodies, not people who adhere to diet fads. It's a great list for both natives ignorant about such delicacies (yours truly) and anyone vacationing in the Big Apple. I included a few comments in parentheses:
The Taco Bowl at Trump Tower is absolutely delicious. The restaurant is in the back of the basement of Trump Tower, 56th and Fifth.
The Lemon Meringue Cake with Blueberries at Prime in Huntington, Long Island. 117 New York Avenue, Huntington, NY.

(Damn, that looks good.)
The Shrimp Tempura at Lure Fishbar,142 Mercer St. in Soho.
The Greatest Meatball in NYC. It's huge and delicious and it's at Fresco. 34 East 52nd St..
One of the finest cheeseburgers in NYC at The Regency Hotel Bar and Grill. 540 Park Avenue.
Another of the greatest deserts in the tri-state area. The Movie Theatre Sundae with Reeses Pieces, Milk Duds, Caramel Popcorn, Snow Caps, at Prime in Huntington, Long Island. 117 New York Avenue, Huntington.
The Fig and Prosciutto Pizza by Todd English at the food court in the basement of The Plaza Hotel. 59th and Fifth Avenue. (Don't know about this one - fig on pizza?)
The french cream donuts at le pain quotidien. Many locations all over NYC.

(Wow!)
The Double Shack Burger with Cheese is the best thing on the menu at Shake Shack - now all over NYC.
The Everything Egg bagels or any bagels the best bagel maker in NYC at Utopia Bagels - 1909 Utopia Pkwy, Whitestone, NY.
Roberta's Pizza - legendary in Brooklyn, now available in Manhattan at Urban Space:Vanderbilt, an amazing food court at 45th St. and Vanderbilt.
The best handmade bagels in New York - at the brand new, very hot Sadelle's at 436 W. Broadway in Soho.
Amazing chocolate babka - Sadelle's at 436 W. Broadway in Soho. (Paging Elaine Benes.)
A Coconut Doughnut from Dough - legendary bakery in Brooklyn, now available in Manhattan at Urban Space:Vanderbilt.
One of the best hamburgers in NYC at Upland, 345 Park Avenue South.
Daniel Bouloud's hot new, highly acclaimed Raspberry Croisant - at Epicure Boloud in The Plaza Hotel Food Court.
Avocado Toast at Le Pain Quotidien, locations all over Manhattan.

(Very intriguing.)
Great burgers at Black Tap on Broome Street in Soho.
The Pretzel Croissant at Vesuvio Bakery, Prince Street in Soho.
Juniors Double Fudge Chocolate Layer Cake - Juniors in Times Square or Grand Central.
New Shirley Temple flavored soda from Boylans - available at many locations including The Plaza Hotel Food Court.
The Mussel Toast at The Navy on Sullivan Street in Soho.
Some of the best doughnuts on earth at Dough, 14 West 19th St..
The finest Italian sandwiches at Alidoro - Sullivan St. in Soho or 18 East 39th St..
The best Turkey sandwich in NY. Warm fresh roasted turkey, avocado and herb mayo at The Dutch, 131 Sullivan St. in Soho.
The best frozen yogurt at YoArt Frozen Yogurt Boutique at the food court in the basement of The Plasa Hotel.
A coconut cronut at Dean and DeLuca in Soho.
Rana is the best pasta maker in Italy. They have a pasta store and restaurant in The Chelsea Market. Outdoor tables too.
Frozen Hot Chocolate at Serendipity3, 225 East 60th, Upper East Side.
The famous '15 Bite' Hot Dog at The Brooklyn Diner, 212 West 57th St..

My thanks to the kind folks who made purchases at the floating book shop on this glorious fall day.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/22 - The Old Old Neighborhood

Most writers work in obscurity. For every best selling author, there are thousands whose victories are merely moral. Rising from the bottom rung to a blip on the radar is an achievement I would love to attain. I'm not sure how high Gilda Ciani Sferra ever climbed. Recently, Papa Was a Poet, published in 1964, came into my possession, I immediately noted the name of Italian origin and was surprised I'd never heard it. She had only one other book published, Virgilia in 1989, which is described at bookbase.it as: "... Vantage Press, 1989. [An autobiographical novel based on the life of an Italian immigrant woman.]" I wish I'd found that one. The oddest aspect about Papa Was a Poet is that there is not a single Italian-American character in it. It involves a loving family of six, presumably WASPs - or Waspehseh, as Frankie "Five Angels" Pentangeli so memorably dubs them in The Godfather Part II (1974). They live in a Greenwich Village building bequeathed to them by an uncle, and struggle to make ends meet as the father tries to produce poems for publication and pay. The year is 1911. They are invited to spend the summer in a part of Brooklyn that was a resort, Bath Beach, until the Belt Parkway was constructed. It's my old neighborhood. That was the other factor that drew me to the book. To be fair, there were probably no, or very few, Italians there at that time. The story is told from the point of view of an eleven-year-old girl, the eldest child. It never rises above pleasant. It is a tad overwritten, even at a mere 111 pages. The adult version of the character, whom I assume is reminiscing, should have brought more polish to the narrative. In the end, everything falls into place nicely. The last chapter is titled All's Well That Ends Well. The copy I have, which is in fair-to-good condition, was signed by the author "To Tina, Bobbie and Louis - Love." The asking price for the one, also signed, at the the aforementioned site is $145. I'd guess that only a collector of books by Italian-Americans would pay such a sum. Here's a picture of the place where the family stayed, The Bay Plaza Hotel, which stood at Bay 22nd Street and Cropsey Avenue, less than a mile from our old house, where my sister still lives. There's a copyright on the photo. As we said in Brooklyn back in the day - Don't rat me out:


Here's another gem from the NY Post's Weird But True Column, in my own words: An employee of the Royal Canadian Mint smuggled out $140,000 worth of gold nuggets by hiding them in his rectum. Although they set off the metal detector, a thorough search failed to find the pieces. He wasn't busted until he sold large amounts and wired the proceeds overseas. Authorities found Vaseline in his locker. No word about Ex-Lax.

My thanks to the kind folks who bought books on this glorious day. I had a visit from Political Man, who immediately tore into Donald Trump, dubbing him a Nazi. There was also an appearance by Al the Mensch, whom I hadn't seen in months. True to form, he purchased a paperback of Thucydides History of the Pelopponesean War.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/21 - Lard & Other Delights

There are several interesting points on diet and nutrition in an article by Reed Tucker in today's NY Post. A study by the American Journal of Public Health has found that menu-labeling has had the opposite effect government nannies had desired - consumers are choosing high-calorie options... According to Alona Pulde and Matthew Lederman, authors of The Fork over Knives Plan, coconut oil, a new fad, is high in saturated fat, "worse than lard."... In 2015 the University of Texas Health Science Center monitored 475 consumers of diet soda and found that 70% had an increase in waistline. Those who drank two or more per day had an increase of 500%! I've always called it "diet poison"... Trainer/Bodybuilder Maik Weidenbach is quoted as saying: "...two people, one who eats at McDonald's, the other who overeats with organic foods, the Mickey D's guy will be leaner." This because total calories matter. I've read that fact elsewhere as well. By the way, one in three Americans is considered obese.

The Post has this great front page picture accompanying the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are divorcing:


That's Jennifer Aniston, Pitt's ex. Of course, her marriage may also eventually go the way of most celebrity unions. Still, it's funny - at least for everyone but Brangelina and their six kids, three of which are biological.

My thanks to the kind folks who made purchases today at the floating book shop. Ol' Smoky showed. He's been bugging me for more music cassettes. I gave him five, hoping he would be distracted. No such luck - he talked non-stop for an hour-and-a-half - about a pamphlet he'd been given about his Medicare prescription drug coverage, of which he couldn't make head or tails, the BP Gulf oil spill, and the plans to run pipelines under Indian territory. For a change I was happy to see Mountain Man approach so that I could ignore Smoky. He's usually informative but today he was entertaining. Retired, he related the strategy he used regarding interviews on his way up the post office food chain. He was perpetually stoned on marijuana back then - and still somehow a Type-A personality. He'd listen to the Rolling Stones' Start Me Up and Van Halen's Jump and charge in and "attack the attackers." I laughed when he said he was once asked about a "joint decision" and was unable to resist a comment about reefer. Once a left wing radical, he has done a complete about face. Although he voted for Obama twice, he now imagines the President and his wife, before they go to bed each night, kiss and congratulate each other for sticking it to whitey.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/20 - The Horror

I didn't spot anything particularly interesting in today's news, so I went to listverse.com for inspiration and found the following, which is in line with the literary pretensions of this blog. I pared it by at least two-thirds:
Top 10 Spine Tingling Short Story Collections
10. An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge and Other Stories by Ambrose Bierce: Satirist and journalist, his works tend to focus on the horrors of war and absurdities of death. The highlight is the title piece, famously adapted into a short film in 1963 by a French production company. It is also one of its most well-known episodes of The Twilight Zone, rated 8.6 of ten at IMDb.
9. Books of Blood, Volumes 1-3 by Clive Barker
8. 14 Dark Tales by Stephen King: One of its scariest stories is 1408. which was adapted for the screen as The Little Sisters of Eluria (2007), and In The Deathroom is one of the most gripping and shocking short stories ever.
7. Alone With The Horrors by Ramsey Campbell: The British author has been writing for over 50 years. His work influenced Barker and King, and many consider his influence to be equal to that of H.P. Lovecraft. This collection represents the very best examples of his work from the first 30 years of his career, selected by the author himself.
6. The White People and Other Weird Stories by Arthur Machen. Most of his work was published in the 1890's and early 1900's. Stephen King has called Machen’s short novel The Great God Pan perhaps the finest English-language horror story ever written.
5. Final Reckonings by Robert Bloch: Before Barker and King, Bloch, the author of Psycho, was one of the two premier purveyors of American horror. This volume is an examination of the deepest human fears through the lens of monsters. In the foreword he writes: “Some of the monsters are human, some are not– but all of them embody, in one way or another, the fears common to us in our dreams.”
4. Nightmare at 20,000 Feet: Horror Stories by Richard Matheson. Bloch’s only real contemporary, Matheson wrote many episodes of The Twilight Zone, including an adaptation of the titular story of this collection.
3. Peaceable Kingdom by Jack Ketchum: One of the more acclaimed horror authors of the last couple of decades, Ketchum has won four Bram Stoker awards and many other industry honors.
2. Charles Beaumont: Selected Stories: He has faded into semi-obscurity, his untimely death at 38 from early-onset Alzheimer’s disease a major factor. He was a regular contributor to The Twilight Zone. These 30 stories are prefaced by such luminaries as Bloch, Ray Bradbury and Harlan Ellison.
1. Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King: This 1993 publication contains much of his scariest work. From the mounting insanity of Dolan’s Cadillac, to the horrifying bleakness of Suffer The Little Children, to the monster-movie frights of Popsy, King is in top form. Anyone who values sleep may want to skip Crouch End, perhaps the most nightmarish and frightening story ever written.

There was an oddity last night in the season three premiere of Gotham. A new character appeared and introduced herself as Valerie, not Vicki, Vale. I don't know why the creators would do that, since they've remained true to all the other names - at least as far as I know. Will she be knocked off and replaced by a sister? Curious.

My thanks to the old timer who delivered at least 20 cook books, several of which sold, and to Natalya and Benedict, who donated five thrillers in Russian, replacing the four that had just been bought. My thanks also to the kind folks who purchased works across a broad spectrum.
Vic's Short Works: http://tinyurl.com/jy55pzc
Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Monday, September 19, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/19 - Dear Life

Born in rural Canada in 1931, Alice Munro has had an incredible run as a short story writer. Her work has appeared in significant magazines and she has had 14 collections published, as well as seven Best of compilations. She has been awarded both the Nobel and Man Booker Prize. I was fortunate to come into possession of her latest book, Dear Life, published in 2013. At first I had difficulty with the prose. I either grew accustomed to it or the later stories were more well written. According to her page at Wiki, she is notorious for rewriting stories that had already been published. Her style is unpretentious. She has no qualms about ending a sentence with a preposition. She uses less commas than any writer I've ever read, except those who work in an avant garde form, and that's a good thing. I hope it makes the "When in doubt leave it out" inner debate easier for me. I've been writing since 1975 and still find commas problematic - amazing. The piece in Dear Life I enjoyed most, Train, runs about 40 pages. It is the story of a returning war veteran. Almost all of the action in the stories takes place in what Yanks would call the country. Each story is a slice of life, grounded in realism. Munro's focus is the human condition. The final four pieces are not stories but memoir. The last is the title piece and refers to how humans cling, literally and figuratively, to life. It concludes beautifully: "...We say of some things that they can't be forgiven, or that we will never forgive ourselves. But we do--we do it all the time." I know I'm guilty. 728 readers at Amazon have rated Dear Life, forging to a consensus of four of five. I wouldn't go that high. I wish I'd read something from the middle of her illustrious career. These days I keep myself to one book per author.

In a recent address, President Obama said he would be insulted by any blacks who voted for Donald Trump, who threatens his legacy. It's good strategy, although I'm not sure it will work. At present polls seem to indicate the community is returning to its previous voting split, 70+% for Democrats, 20+% for Republicans. Understandably, 90+% voted for Obama. Will the current percentages hold? We'll find out when the exit polls are published. Trump has reached out to blacks like no other Republican I recall. He constantly goes into the lion's den, sitting for interviews in liberal territory, while Hillary hides behind the protection of the mainstream media.

Myriad attacks and no deaths - if only that would always be the case. Is a pause in Muslim immigration really so radical an idea? Why risk bringing in more terrorists? We already have many lone wolves or packs among us. Electing Trump won't immediately put an end to the attacks. The creeps will have to be rooted out for years. But to continue the same policy of the weak vetting of the newly arrived is madness.

The floating book shop was rained out today. Back at 'em manana.
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Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
Vic's 3rd Novel: http://tinyurl.com/7e9jty3
Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Sunday, September 18, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/18 - Money Talks

I always read the newspaper from back to front, gradually working my way to the most distressing articles, such as the bombs that went off in Manhattan and at the Jersey shore yesterday, the multiple stabbing in Minnesota, and the never-ending Clinton scandals. Two items were particularly interesting, both well before the midpoint. Phil Mushnick continues to take the sports media to task, particularly its silence on the reprehensible on-field behavior of athletes, and the NCAA's hypocrisy. He cites Duke University, which in 2012 did not renew its contract with Chick-fil-A because of the owner's support of traditional marriage. A year later Duke was invited to play in the Chick-fil-a Bowl. It participated, bringing four million to the conference's (ACC) till... Jonathon Trugman calls out an economic guru who owns 470 million shares of Wells Fargo. The bank recently paid $185 million penalty to the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau because of contemptible practices. Its employees used credit card information, without the consent of customers, to open two million accounts. 5300 have been fired, none of them executives. Warren Buffett, who has a 9.5% stake in the company, has been silent on the issue. WF has further diminished the reputation of banks and given legitimacy to the Occupy Wall Street philosophy. I'm no financial expert, but the penalty WF paid seems picayune. The violation seems more egregious than anything done during the mortgage meltdown, when banks, who were forced by the government to give loans to the unqualified, acted to try to save themselves. Why is WF still in business? Shouldn't it have been at least forced to break up or been sold to another bank? Maybe politicians want to keep the campaign contributions flowing. What a disgrace.    

Here are three amusing, self-explanatory headlines from Yahoo's Odd News: Olive oil helps free man stuck in jetty while fetching phone... Robbery suspect, handcuffed behind back, steals police car... Woman hid pot in girl's lunchbox during traffic stop.

It was a quiet day at the floating book shop. My thanks to the elderly woman who purchased Nora Roberts' Blue Dahlia.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/17 - 45+

I wasn't looking forward to viewing 45 Years (2015), which arrived from Netflix. 15 years or so ago I would have eaten it up, as it quietly delves into the psyche of humans, in this case an average couple whose anniversary party is approaching. I prefer flashier content these days, more fiery confrontation. The proper middle class Brits at the story's center do not get more than cross, despite the turmoil beneath the surface, which is ignited by the revelation of a lover the husband had before meeting the wife. At first the husband is deeply affected to learn the woman's body is about to be recovered from the glacier into which she'd fallen. The wife is surprised at his distress. By film's end the husband has apparently recovered, but the wife is suffering. The couple is in for an off-screen rocky patch. 70, Charlotte Rampling has been doing great work since 1964 when she made an uncredited appearance as a nightclub dancer in A Hard Day's Night. She was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in 45 Years. I was surprised to find it has been her only nomination. Whenever I think of her I recall the brilliant scene at the end of The Verdict (1982), wherein, drunk, she continuously dials the number of Paul Newman, who will not answer. Tom Courtenay, who has been doing films since 1956, plays her husband in 45 Years. Now 77, I recall his breakout role in The Loneliness of the Long Distant Runner (1962), which ran frequently on channel nine back then. I was fascinated by the fact that his character, in a race he was leading by a wide margin, would stop and let others pass him in order to stick it to authority. It was perhaps my first realization of "self-defeating behavior," a term I would hear a lot in college. I was surprised that he has only 52 credits listed at IMDb. It is explained by the fact that he has done a lot of theater. These talented veterans are masters of understatement, of realism. The slow-moving story is convincing. There are blanks to be filled, challenging the viewer. Director Andrew Haigh adapted the screenplay from a short story, In Another Country by David Constantine. I was previously unfamiliar with his work. I respect artists who take on subjects that have limited commercial appeal. The film requires patience. Anyone who lacks it should pass. 19,000+ users at IMDb have rated it, forging to a consensus of 7.1 of ten, which seems on the money. It runs only 95 minutes, the right length for such fare.

RIP Edward Albee, 88, legendary playwright. Among the many awards he won were three Pulitzers and two Tonys. His most famous work, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, made a perfect screen vehicle for director Mike Nichols, screenwriter Ernest Lehman, and stars Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, who won an Oscar. I counted 31 plays attributed to Albee at Wiki. Four are adaptations of novels: Truman Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's, Carson McCullers' The Ballad of the Sad Cafe, James Purdy's Malcolm, and Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita. Here's a quote attributed to him: "Creativity is magic. Don't examine it too closely." Well done, sir.

My thanks to James, who bought Killing for his wife, who belongs to a book club. Every time I get my hopes up about something like this, it doesn't pan out. My thanks also to the middle aged woman who bought two novels in Russian, and to the young woman who purchased Paula Hawkins' The Girl on the Train, a thriller that has been adapted into a film that will be released in October.
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Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
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Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j

Friday, September 16, 2016

The Writer's Life 9/16 - Pisser

Growing up in Brooklyn in the 50's and 60's, we used to dub something funny as "a pisser." Three items in today's NY Post reminded me of that term, which I haven't heard in a long time. With the police closing in, a Pennsylvania drug dealer instantly conjured a novel idea for destroying evidence. He pissed in his pants. Alas, the ploy did not work. He was busted, four unsoiled plastic bags each of heroin and cocaine on him. I imagine the cops used gloves to retrieve the goods... A Florida woman tried a common ploy of high-schoolers who want to skip school. She called in a bomb threat to the place her boyfriend was scheduled to produce a urine sample for his probation officer. Unfortunately, despite such devotion, they won't be housed in a coed jail... An Italian artist, Maurizio Catalan, has taken the bathroom experience to an exalted level by creating an 18-carat gold toilet. It is on the fourth floor of the Guggenheim museum, available to anyone who has paid admission. It is cleaned every 15 minutes with medical wipes that have no fragrance, color or oxidizers. Here's a pic of the golden throne:


Yahoo's Odd News also had an item on today's theme. Here's a summary: "The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority will run a trial this fall of Ultra-Ever Dry, a surface coating that makes urine spray back on the offender. It has been used in public spaces in San Francisco and Hamburg, Germany. Frisco's public works department used the clear, liquid repellent on some of its city walls to fight a chronic public urination problem. A light pole corroded by urine fell on a car in the city by the bay last year. Pennsylvania officials haven't decided whether they'll coat elevators, which San Francisco's Bay Area Rapid Transit agency did to 80 of them last month, or try the repellent on walkways or walls." You've been warned.

My thanks to the kind folks who bought and donated books on another picture perfect day in Brooklyn. Ol' Smoky visited. A yahoo made a derogatory remark to him while passing, the type that sends such a troubled mind into a long profanity-laced whirl. Smoky was pissed, and it did no good to tell him to let it go.
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Vic's 5th Novel: http://tinyurl.com/okxkwh5Vic's 4th novel: tinyurl.com/bszwlxh
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Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
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