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Saturday, December 24, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/24 - Finest Hours

Just last week I viewed Hell or High Water (2016), which paired Chris Pine and Ben Foster as bank robbing brothers. They worked together again in The Finest Hours (2016), this time as antagonistic crew members of a small Coast Guard vessel sent to rescue the survivors of a large ship torn in two by waves whipped up by a Nor'easter. The story is based on a non-fiction book by Casey Sherman and Michael J. Tougias. The year is 1952, the ship is the SS  Pendelton, the location is New England. Casey Affleck plays the cerebral loner whose genius keeps the larger craft afloat long enough for help to arrive. I didn't understand how the device he conjured worked, but it was fascinating, bringing to mind the Archimedes principle : "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." Since it is obvious the rescue will be successful, the suspense lies in which of the men will not make it. As expected in the age of CGI, the effects are spectacular, the sets authentic. Those are the flick's strengths. I wasn't crazy about the love story, which adds length to the narrative and doesn't rise above standard, but it did introduce me to Holliday Grainger, yet another Brit who flawlessly plays a Yank. Not yet 30, she is in the midst of a fantastic career, already having played Lady Chatterley, Lucrezia Borgia, Bonnie Parker and Estella of Great Expectations, among many other roles. Unfortunately, The Finest Hours never rises above solid. Produced by Disney, it is rated PG-13. I don't recall any profanity and I doubt anyone would be squeamish about the violence the storm inflicts. The film runs less than two hours. 37,000 users at IMDb have rated it, forging to a consensus of 6.8 of ten. On a scale of five, I say three. It did not fare well at the box office. Made on a budget of $80 million, it brought in a little more than $51 million worldwide, according to Wiki. It was directed by Craig Gillespie, an Aussie, with whose work I was previously unfamiliar.

I just ordered another proof copy of my next novel, Five Cents. The process was a lot easier this time, as the requirements were fresh in my memory from less than two weeks ago. When I first moved to submit, the procedures were foreign, as a year had passed between books. I hope I flushed all the errors from it so I don't have to do a round three. I will give the first proof to my biggest fan, my sister,

Merry Christmas. Let's eat!
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Friday, December 23, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/23 - Points of Light

The most extravagant Christmas light displays in the country are located in the Dyker Heights section of Brooklyn, aka Dyker Lights. Over 100,000 people flock to the area every year to see them. One can even book a three-and-a-half-hour bus tour of the area. Tickets are $50 for adults, $40 for kids under 12. Here's an example of the artistry:


Last night Florida Panthers forward Jaromir Jagr had an assist on a goal, which moved him ahead of Mark Messier on the NHL’s all-time points list, in sole possession of second place. The 44-year-old Jagr has 1888 points in his 1663 games. It took Messier 93 more games to hit his total of 1887. Wayne Gretzky holds the all-time record at 2857, which he accomplished in just 1,487 games. Jagr would have to play until he's 100 to catch the Great One. Nonetheless, kudos.

I've read through a print copy of my next novel, Five Cents. It's 175 pages. I will make 30 minor changes. Less than half are error correction. Many are a change of wording, such as "signpost" instead of "lamppost." One aspect surprised me - there was a sentence missing. I have no idea how that happened. And there is a page break in the middle of one section of the PDF version but not in the Word file. It's at the exact point where I made my last addition, two paragraphs about the protagonist's college days. My main concern about the book remains - is it too short to be a good novel? And another has cropped up. The main character may be in or near tears too often. Yes, he's a combat veteran readjusting to civilian life, but I may have overdone it. There is not much plot. I hope the characters are interesting enough so that readers stick with them. I will resubmit the file to Create Space shortly. This time I will use the Google Chrome browser and hope that there will be a tab for Word. If there isn't, I will have to convert to PDF and get the pages numbered at another site. It's never easy.

My thanks to the Russian gentleman who bought a cook book in his native tongue, and to Herbie, who donated a thriller and Marjorie Morninstar by Herman Wouk, first published in 1955. Special thanks to Betsy, who handed me a gift-wrapped pair of thick gloves. She refused any books or CD's in return. All she got was a kiss on the cheek.
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Thursday, December 22, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/22 - Suits, Waivers & Iron

Here are the Top Ten Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2016 according to facesoflawsuitabuse.org, edited by yours truly: 10. It took $25 million dollars and 100 lawyers for a Minnesota company to beat overzealous federal prosecutors in court. The Feds’ claimed products were sold without proper government approval. The jury disagreed. 9. Mom and Son Sue Over SAT Typo that Gave Students Extra Test Time. (How is this not #1?) 8. For 50 years University of Nebraska football fans have celebrated touchdowns by releasing scores of red balloons. Although they are biodegradable, one man’s lawsuit claims they threaten the health and safety of wildlife. 7. A California woman claimed instruction, equipment and music caused her to fall off an exercise bicycle. The still-moving pedals then banged into her ankle. 6. How does a $40 printer on Craigslist turn into a $30,000 nightmare? When the buyer sues. The printer was broken, he claimed. Six years after the original sale, the case is ongoing, making it the most expensive printer ever. 5. MasterCard has raised more than $30 million for cancer research, which is too much for one card member, who sued the company for continuing the fund-raising after the original $4 million dollar goal was met. 4. A British photographer used his camera for a series of popular monkey selfies. Animal rights activists sued on behalf of the monkey, claiming the primate—not the photographer—owns the copyright. In 2016 a court ruling allowed the lawsuit to continue. (Maybe this one should be #1.) 3. Walking-while-texting is common. Now it has turned into a payday for a Georgia woman, who plowed into a ladder, causing her phone to hit her forehead. She’s now $161,000 richer. (These are getting too tough to call.) 2. A California woman claimed Fresh, Incorporated conned consumers into thinking there was more Sugar Lip Treatment in the tube. The case was thrown out. 1. Starbucks was hit by two class action suits over how much java is in their cups. One says there’s a quarter inch too much steamed milk instead of coffee. Another says there’s too much ice in the iced coffee. (The monkey gets my vote.)

David Rollins is having an interesting off-season. The 27-year-old pitcher was a member of the Mariners when on Nov. 18 he was claimed on waivers by the Cubs. Four days later Texas grabbed him on waivers from Chicago. His career with the Rangers lasted nine days. On the 10th day Philadelphia made its move, claiming him. On his 19th day as a Phillie, Rollins was claimed once again, going back to the Rangers - four teams in 33 days! He spent most of last season at Triple-A, where he posted a 3.77 ERA in 45 1/3 innings. Over the past two seasons he’s pitched 34 1/3 innings in the majors, compiling a 7.60 ERA. Let's put it into the perspective of the average Joe - we should all have such a problem.

There's a new iron man in the NHL, left-wing Andrew Cogliano. He has played in 738 straight games since he entered the league, 328 for the Edmonton Oilers, 410 for the Anaheim Ducks, amazing given the rigors of pro hockey. He moves up to fifth all-time in the category. Given his name, I'm assuming he's of Italian descent, at least on one side. Kudos, goombah.

My thanks to the kind folks who bought wares today at the floating book shop. Matt, 75, an entrepreneur who owns a pizzeria and a cigar bar in Philly, stopped by. He has an offer from NYC for a job as a deputy commissioner, starting salary $160,000. I sense it's too good for him to pass up. Alexander E. Poet also visited and said that Waj, who runs the gyro truck at the juncture where Avenue Z meets Sheepshead Bay Road, was robbed at gunpoint yesterday. It must have happened after I stopped by for my Wednesday chicken plate. May the bastard who did it spend many days in jail. Kudos to the gentleman who bought two works of non-fiction to read during his hiatus from work on his second Master's, this time in Engineering. The most remarkable thing about it is that, judging by his looks, he's at least 60. Finally, happy birthday to Barry Spunt, author of Heroin and Music in NYC, who's giving his age as the Jack-Benny-like 39, which is at least a decade off.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/21 - Numbers



According to an article in today's NY Post, the Aston Martin DB4 in the above picture was left in the woods in Massachusetts for more than 40 years. It may sell for nearly half a million dollars at auction in January. Rolled out in 1958, a favorite of 007, it was one of the first cars that could go from zero to 100 mph in less than 30 seconds. Only about 1200 were manufactured, which explains its value. I checked several articles and none lists who the current owner is, only that it was left near the original owner's home. Maybe the British secret service will buy it and turn it over to Q for repairs.

From the Weird But True column in today's Post, in my own words: An Ohio math teacher gave his class a unique problem: "Tony can send five texts and three nudes in 19 minutes. He could also send three texts and one nude in nine minutes. How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?" Not surprisingly in these sensitive times, he was reprimanded by superiors for this bit of creative thinking. The answer is five minutes, two for the text, three for the nude. It was included in the blurb. I would never have figured it out.

Gene stopped by the floating book shop and I immediately noted  the red spots on his face. I assumed he'd had an allergic reaction. Turns out his doctor recommended a test for skin cancer. A cream was spread and the spots represent benign growth, which will be removed with another cream. Any that remain will be frozen and scraped off. Those will likely return. The others won't. Modern medicine never ceases to fascinate.

I got pissed this morning when my microwave conked out. It then occurred to me that it has been in service since 1988, when I moved into my co-op. It lasted almost 30 years. Kudos, Magic Chef.

My thanks to the gentleman who purchased a pictorial on Spam, the canned meat, not what's in email accounts, my only sale of the day, and to Cabbie, who donated four paperbacks. Unfortunately, I didn't have any on hand he hadn't read. I managed to put two hours in despite the absence of sunshine. Fortunately, it wasn't windy. My bank statement contained good news on the literary front - royalty payment four four sales at Amazon, only a few bucks but appreciated. I've also had an oddity regarding my rock n roll epic, Rising Star. The ranking of the Kindle version rose, so I assumed a sale, but when I checked it out on my dashboard it seems that it moved because someone read the entire book online. Authors are paid for pages read. I just hope it wasn't someone gaming the system, clicking through without actually reading. I don't need any bad karma.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/20 - Here, There, Everywhere

It's one of those days when you pick up the newspaper and despair. From the terrorist carnage in Berlin to the assassination of a Russian diplomat by a Turkish Muslim cop to the vileness of the leftists who threatened Electoral College voters to the death of a young model at the hands of a chiropractor who severed an artery while administering back adjustments, the dark side on humanity threatens to block out the sun we are privileged to share.

Just when it seems college administrators cannot possibly descend any lower into politically correct nonsense, they do. Here's the gist of an article from redstate.com, edited by yours truly: University of Kentucky officials have punished journalism professor Buck Ryan, alleging sexual misconduct for singing a modified version of The Beach Boys’ hit California Girls while teaching a storytelling class in China. UK has a partnership program with Jilin University. According to Ryan, no victims have been identified and he was never given an opportunity to defend himself against the charges. He sang the song during the program’s closing ceremonies. It was found to be “of major concern and embarrassment” to other faculty members on the trip, according to a redacted letter that cited the allegations. He has also been accused of “inappropriate touching” of students and use of sexual language. He is not suspected of having a sexual relationship with a student. What, specifically, he’s
accused of doing is unclear, as several details have been redacted from the letter, which was recently made public. A three-month investigation revealed no student complaints. In more than 30 years of college teaching, Ryan has never faced a complaint of sexual misconduct. The University has forbidden him from receiving any international travel funds, and a prestigious award he won has been rescinded. When he inquired about his due process rights, he was told he didn't have any. He was convicted, without trial, of inappropriate behavior with two female students who were never interviewed by university officials. Is there more to the story or is this another example of gross over-reach?

"Surreal," meaning “marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream,” was looked up so much by online users that Merriam-Webster on Monday dubbed it the word of the year. It joins the Oxford English Dictionary’s “post-truth” and Dictionary.com’s “xenophobia” as top words of 2016.

Adam West, 88, as baby-boomers know, portrayed Batman in the 1960s TV series. He is selling paintings he has done of the show's villains at an art gallery in Ketchum, Idaho, near where he lives. He is scheduled to attend the opening night of the exhibit, dubbed Criminals on Canvas. He says the works capture the humor, zaniness and depth of the villains, as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman. Here's one he did of the Caped Crusader:


NFL: After the Chiefs stumble at home vs. the Titans, the Patriots seem like an even bigger lock to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl. The NFC remains wide open. Kudos to Dak Prescott, whose stellar performance silenced all those who suggested he be replaced by Tony Romo after last week's disappointment vs. the Giants. As for the Matt Barkley watch, the results were checkered on Sunday: more than 300 yards passing, two touchdowns but three interceptions in a one point loss to the Packers.

One of the main reasons I opened the floating book shop despite the cold was the anticipated appearance of a young beauty who has been stocking up on Tuesdays. I learned a little bit about Mariann today. I thought she was 20. She's 28, married, a mom, and living in Connecticut. She has writing ambitions and asked about self-publishing. Given her age, I suggested she try the traditional avenues first, and told her to feel free to ask me any questions once she's ready to roll. Among her selections today, she chose Close to the Edge, my most serious novel, which is almost totally devoid of humor. It is so surprising to me that such a vivacious beauty, who seems untouched by life's sorrows, prefers the most serious works. My thanks, and also to Marie, who bought crossword puzzle book on the movies.
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Monday, December 19, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/19 - Short Takes

Sign of the times: Italians may no longer have to promise fidelity in wedding vows. A new bill proposes to remove the clause from marriage contracts. Some politicians are pushing for the amendment to the Civil Code because it no longer represents marriage in the modern day. “It’s the legacy of an outdated and antiquated vision of marriage, family and the duties and rights between spouses," said a Senator. I've never been married. People are flawed, stuff happens, but if I ever tied the knot I'd expect both of us to be faithful. What's the point of marriage if the bar is set so low?

The Fast Takes column in today's NY Post reports that the NY Times does not practice what it preaches when it comes to diversity. Only two of its 20 reporters who covered the election were black. None were Latino or Asian. That's a lesser percentage than the appointees Trump has thus far selected.

The Weird But True column cites an unusual obituary headline used by a family upon the passing of a 67-year-old man: "Irishman dies from stubborness, whiskey." The comment has attracted so much attention that police have been called to manage traffic at the funeral.

There's an interesting development in major college football, where, in a sense, all bowl games but those involving the playoff have become meaningless. Two star running backs, Leonard Fournette of LSU and Christian McCaffrey of Stanford, have chosen to forgo their teams' bowl appearances in order to avoid the risk of an injury that might hamper their NFL draft status. An article at Yahoo Sports believes the floodgates have opened and many more athletes will follow suit. The farce that is major college football deserves it.

RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor, 99. Born in Budapest, she and her sisters, Eva and Magda, found fame and fortune in America. There are 76 credits listed under her name at IMDb, mostly in film and TV. She also did theater occasionally. But her most memorable appearances were on talk shows, where she was a lively presence. She was married nine times, divorced seven, one union annulled. Here are two of her most telling quotes: "I am a marvelous housekeeper: Every time I leave a man I keep his house." When asked, "How many husbands have you had?" she said: "You mean other than my own?" The most famous quote regarding her may never have occurred. During a visit on The Tonight Show she allegedly brought a cat with her and asked Johnny Carson: "Would you like to pet my pussy?" To which he supposedly replied: "I'd love to, but you'll have to move that damn cat." Many tapes of the show have been lost, so this has never been confirmed. What a great find it would be - if it actually happened. In 1994 she did this hilarious four-minute film with David Letterman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn8QdI8-24

There was abundant sunshine, which mitigated the bite of the cold temperature and allowed the floating book shop to open. My thanks to the gentleman who purchased Danielle Steel's Star, and to Monsey, who bought Gentle Closings: How to Say Goodbye to Someone You Love by Ted Menten. The best thing that happened today is the arrival of a copy of my new novel, which I will begin proofing shortly.
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Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Writer's Life 12/18 - Hammered

Last night MeTV, 33 on Cablevision in NYC, ran Brides of Dracula (1960), starring Peter Cushing as Van Helsing, on its Svengoolie program. It was produced by Hammer Films, which made scores of horror flicks that passed through the Benson Theater in the old neighborhood back in the day. I saw several during Saturday matinĂ©es. Founded in London by William Hinds and James Carreras, the company released its first film in 1935, The Public Life of Henry the Ninth. Four films followed in '36. It then went dark until 1947, took flight in the '50's, and continued until 1979, 163 movies in total, and scores of shorts. Many were in lush color and featured lots of gore and buxom babes. Hammer was resurrected in 2008. Seven films have come since then. Here are the titles of its Frankenstein series:The Curse of Frankenstein (1957), The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958), The Evil of Frankenstein (1964), Frankenstein Created Woman (1967), Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969), The Horror of Frankenstein (1970), Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974). And here are those featuring the Count from Transylvania: Dracula (1958), The Brides of Dracula (1960), Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966), Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968), Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970), Scars of Dracula (1970), Countess Dracula (1971), Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972), Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973), Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde (1971), The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974). Other notable or amusing titles: One Million Years B.C. (1966), starring Raquel Welch. The Curse of the Werewolf (1961), Oliver Reed's first starring role. The Camp on Blood Island (1958), Never Take Sweets from a Stranger (1960), Paranoiac (1963), Hands of the Ripper (1971).
In 1968 Hammer was honored with the Queen's Award to Industry in recognition of its contribution to the British economy. The ceremony took place on the steps of the Castle Dracula set at the famed Pinewood Studios. Here's the lovely Barbara Shelley, a member of the so-called Hammer Repertory Company:

And here's how she looked as the star of Gorgon (1964):
I bet the players had as much fun as the audiences.

Mother Nature provided a one hour window before bringing back the rain, allowing the floating book shop to open for the first time since Wednesday. My thanks to the quirky guy who purchased Danielle Steel's HRH.
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