Whenever I hear the word "picnic," I recall my mom's charming pronunciation: "pickanickeh." Other of my favorites was her "fifateen minoots" for 15 minutes, and 'choonga" for chewing gum. My sister always had a tough time with "finished," which she pronounced "fin-ish-ed," accent on the last syllable. I always teased her about it. I believe she now pronounces it "feen-eeshed." The way language evolves and is bastardized is endlessly fascinating.
The floating book shop was no picnic today, and not only because of the continuing heat wave. I set up under the tree in front of the Chase bank at Bay Parkway and 85th Street, and no one was interested in my wares. But, as is often the case, it was worthwhile for the fascination the human condition often supplies. I finally aroused the nerve to ask the tall, attractive dirty blonde Russian woman about the tattoo she sports on her upper left arm. Here's a close approximation of it:
Hers has more green and red. Since her English is limited, she said only "Angel -- not God," and pointed toward the ground. I couldn't bring myself to ask: "Devil?" Anyway, if she is a devil-worshiper, she's the nicest there ever was. She's given me about 20 books in her native tongue, all of which sold... And for the second time this month I unintentionally hosted an argument between B.S. Bob and Conspiracy Guy, who are at opposite extremes of the political spectrum. At first CG offered BS his hand, and Bob refused to shake. From there they devolved to a shouting match, insulting each other. The word "liar" was a constant, as was the F bomb. Bob, who claims to have two degrees from Johns Hopkins, gave an elitist's sniff to CG's claim of degrees from LIU and CW Post. CG regretted that he hadn't shot Bob in the face. I have a feeling there will be a round three down the road. I'm not looking forward to it. Who would stop to buy books while such a rhubarb was taking place?
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