Memo to high-priced call girls: Eliot Spitzer is not being charged enough. Having to be touched by such a sleaze should carry a minimum price tag of a million bucks.
So the Marxist pope has branded Donald Trump a non-christian. Who has employed more people -- the Donald or Francis? It's not even remotely close. I really miss John Paul II.
I feel like I really got away with something. Since it was so windy at my usual book nook, I decided to take the show to Bay Parkway and 85th, where the Chase bank usually blocks the wind. I waited and hour-and-fifteen minutes for parking to open up, narrowly missing out on two spaces. I decided to try one more sweep and lucked into the best unmetered spot available. "Now stop whining," I told myself. And business started with a bang, a repeat customer buying all six of the children's books I had on hand. Later, a woman who has purchased two of my books, bought Jennifer Weiner's Fly Away Home. She said her husband liked both Rising Star and Killing and has been passing them on to friends. Then a woman with a thick Russian accent approached. She is unable to resist books and prefers to read in English. I suggested Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird. To my surprise, she seemed completely unfamiliar with it. I said it was a very famous book from the 1960's, and she bit. So the day had gone from near bitter disappointment to moderate success. Then Joe came along. His autistic son is a freshman at Pace University. He has a natural gift for the piano, able to play songs without reading sheet music. At Disney World, the resident pianist let Joe Jr. take over and the kid dazzled the crowd with ragtime. He has also self-published a sci-fi opus, cover below. His dad warned me that it is hard to follow. Since Joe Sr. was kind enough to buy A Hitch in Twilight, I decided to reciprocate by downloading the Kindle version of his son's novel. My thanks, sir, and to the other kind folks who bought. Good luck, junior.
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