This is how Benny Avni concludes his op-ed piece in today's NY Post: "Obama treats the war in Syria as a side show, secondary to his war on Republicans, income inequality and the weather — I mean climate. Syria? Obama follows Mother Mary’s whispered words of wisdom: 'Let It Be.' Except it increasingly resembles another golden age of rock album, the Rolling Stones’ much darker 'Let It Bleed.' And that’s how world wars begin."
Correction: Yesterday I erroneously stated that the Eagles have a bye this week. They will meet the Lions in Detroit tomorrow. If they lose, I will be surprised if Chip Kelly is not fired by Friday.
Kudos to the world champion Golden State Warriors, who have begun the season 16-0, breaking an NBA record that stood since '48-'49.
Here are twelve more of Steven Wright's wonderful wry observations:
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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