Here are quotes attributed to Nash:
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
"Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long."
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
And his most famous: "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
My thanks to Bob, who bought Billionths of a Lifetime today on Bay Parkway. He recently experienced a couple of Kafkaesque dealings with the state, the first in trying to secure a non-driver's license ID at the DMV, and the other at the Social Security office, trying to end payments to his ex-wife, who has reached the age to qualify for her own. He'd never realized his name had been misspelled on the separation document. My thanks also to the gentleman who bought two DVD's and to the one who bought the book on sharks.
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Vic's Short Story on Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/k95k3nx
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Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j
Vic's Short Story Collection: http://www.tiny.cc/Oycgb
Vic's 2nd Novel: http://tiny.cc/0iHLb Kindle: http://tinyurl.com/kx3d3uf
Vic's 1st Novel: http://tinyurl.com/l84h63j
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